What made you laugh today?

[Saltfountain]

Fuck off.

If I were all ladylike and with decorum, then how would I ever talk dirty to you?

'Oh, Sir, what a magnificent piece of God's work I spy poking out of your breeches. I do declare, I am awash with heat and a moisture I cannot fathom.'

Seems like you've worked it all out.

Now you just need to actually spy that magnificent piece of God's work poking from my breeches...

 

[Tallulah82]

I prefer to only play in those threads when it's a yes or I can at least be comedic

I think it's fine to be comedic when refusing. I just find it funny when it feels like someone's on a mission to strike off all the duds from their list with solemn rejection. I'm happy to be a dud for most. But I will cry my eyes out if you ever reject me.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

A friend apologizing for always complaining to me about her problems, then saying, "I guess it's because you're so easy [hitting mental PAUSE button while I wait for her to finish the sentence with 'to talk to', but instead she finished with . . .] to target."

Yeah, that's what I like to hear.

 

[Carolinaman79]

Getting bumped from presenting at the conference I was voluntold to present at, and then being asked my boss if I was upset for getting bumped from speaking at the conference I didn’t want to attend but spent.4 hours preparing for….,hilarious

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Conversations with him.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A comment @Saltfountain made while chatting today.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Manifestation

 

[SassySheDevil]

“Suck me through the phone”

Now picturing Freddy Kruger tongue through the phone.

Kiss me through the phone

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now picturing Freddy Kruger tongue through the phone.

Kiss me through the phone

I'm almost sorry I opened that link!

 

[Kellie0829]

Laughed and cried at the same time. Back and forth messages with a friend, reminiscing about another friend we lost too soon, and how we would have celebrated his birthday.

Same here! Lost my little brother it’s the anniversary of hus death. We had do many laughs. You are in my prayers beachbabby
Kellie

 

[SassySheDevil]

I'm almost sorry I opened that link!

Lol i just saw that SA posted it too. Oops. Double the pleasure.
I just figured Rain needed a visual.

 

[Kellie0829]

I'm almost sorry I opened that link!

 

[Kellie0829]

Same here! Lost my little brother it’s the anniversary of hus death. We had do many laughs. You are in my prayers beachbabby
Kellie

I’ve obviously been drinking.. Kellie

 

[SassySheDevil]

One of our friends calling my husband to ask permission to come kidnap me tonight in hopes of seeing the Northern lights.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I’ve obviously been drinking.. Kellie

Still, sorry for your loss. Next weekend is the anniversary of my brother's death and it never gets easier. Just try to remember the good times!

 

[Kellie0829]

Still, sorry for your loss. Next weekend is the anniversary of my brother's death and it never gets easier. Just try to remember the good times!

Ong I’m so sorry to hear that… I miss him so much

 

[Kellie0829]

Ong I’m so sorry to hear that… I miss him so much

Omg had damn wine cheers love

 

[Kellie0829]

Omg had damn wine cheers love

Omg I can’t type

 

[Donotrustanybody]

My friends

 

[~Elizabeth~]

His clues about what an item could be.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I said something to shock a friend and make him laugh, and he called me a dickhead.

 

[Shenanigans90]

My puppy seeing my son for the first time in three weeks.

 

[StillRain]

Lol i just saw that SA posted it too. Oops. Double the pleasure.
I just figured Rain needed a visual.

So so bad.

I laughed so hard when it was said though. Oh boy it was so random.

 

[BrendaD]

The Bee Family - Let's Get CRAZY For New Years!! (MEGA COMPILATION)

 

[SassySheDevil]

So so bad.

I laughed so hard when it was said though. Oh boy it was so random.

Maybe a little Kiss me through the phone