What made you laugh today?

[~Elizabeth~]

Running into the corner on my building with a pizza box for the kids and nearly falling backwards.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

My neighbour swearing every other word at the snow.

Running into the corner on my building with a pizza box for the kids and nearly falling backwards.

Was the pizza ok?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My neighbour swearing every other word at the snow.


Was the pizza ok?

Oh yeah, damn tough cardboard.

 

[Saltfountain]

@Daisy_Love trying to claim she wasn't into tentacle porn.

Laughed so hard I snorted

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My daughter talking about her boyfriend’s mom.

 

[Daisy_Love]

@Daisy_Love trying to claim she wasn't into tentacle porn.

Laughed so hard I snorted

Shithead!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Messages and posts here.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Shithead!

It's pronounced, "Shi-tháde."

 

[Taegul]

I was at the grocery store and walking past where Tide Pods were displayed. Some random dude was looking at the display signage that indicates the product is probably being securely held and it's something you have to ask an employee to go fetch for you.

Random stranger guy turned to me and asked "Is that something they would keep locked up?"

I answered, "I dunno, are youngsters trying to snort it or make drugs out of it?"

Something kinda strange yet pleasant about sharing a good eyeroll and laugh with a complete stranger.

 

[SassySheDevil]

1- "Did you just poot on my foot? "

2- " No, It's just a toot bubble with my front butt"

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Nothing so far.

 

[Amanda330]

A discussion on the pros/cons of shower sex

 

[SassySheDevil]

A discussion on the pros/cons of shower sex

Con. Height difference.

 

[Amanda330]

Con. Height difference.

Con - clumsy girls slip too easily

 

[Girly_girl]

I don't believe I've laughed today, yet.

 

[Yesok1]

My partners stupid jokes!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Con - clumsy girls slip too easily

Pro- easy clean up.

 

[Amanda330]

Pro- easy clean up.

Con - not enough friction

 

[dkak001]

Unfortunatly, not a fucking thing.

 

[Taegul]

Shower sex pros and cons?

Con - you're in prison...

 

[Amanda330]

Shower sex pros and cons?

Con - you're in prison...

That was one I hadn't previously thought of...

 

[Taegul]

That was one I hadn't previously thought of...

I have no doubt that some other Lit posters would consider it a "pro".

 

[PassionsFlame]

Family goofiness

 

[Kimlikes]

I laughed when I saw my husband changing a pourch light bulb , up a ladder in a trucker cap and flip flops , nothing else

 

[SassySheDevil]

Fingers up the butt.