Trump Tweet Thread

[Hypoxia]

And that's why we call him Tweetie-Pie.

Among other things.

Like turd-bird.

And liar.

 

[phrodeau]

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 2h2 hours ago

I told Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State, that he is wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man...


A little late in the game to be discussing NK relations with your Sec of State, isn't it?

 

[Hypoxia]

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 2h2 hours ago

I told Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State, that he is wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man...


A little late in the game to be discussing NK relations with your Sec of State, isn't it?

Discuss shit with underlings? Why start now? Give orders; change orders; let the roaches scurry about trying to figure what to do next. That's their job.

BTW I wonder how many missiles USA has launched since Tromp took office (when he's there). Is Tromp more of a rocket man? Burning out his fuse up there alone...

 

[JawnKarTurr]

Discuss shit with underlings? Why start now? Give orders; change orders; let the roaches scurry about trying to figure what to do next. That's their job.

BTW I wonder how many missiles USA has launched since Tromp took office (when he's there). Is Tromp more of a rocket man? Burning out his fuse up there alone...

Wow, you have insiders view...if by insider you mean someone sitting on their couch screaming at CNN. Missles really? For someone who can't be bothered to vote you seem to care a lot. I guess you are rich your insolated from all the things that matter, so you've got to pretend you care about something.

 

[phrodeau]

Wow, you have insiders view...if by insider you mean someone sitting on their couch screaming at CNN. Missles really? For someone who can't be bothered to vote you seem to care a lot. I guess you are rich your insolated from all the things that matter, so you've got to pretend you care about something.

Missiles. You're. Insulated.

 

[Hypoxia]

Missiles. You're. Insulated.

Rocket Man was Singapore Turf Club Horse of the Year in 2010.

Kim Jong-un assumed power upon the death of his father in 2011.

Coincidence, or... ??

Meanwhile, Elon Musk seems bent on stealing the title.

Does he qualify if his BFR (Big Fucking Rocket) reaches Mars?

 

[phrodeau]

Rocket Man was Singapore Turf Club Horse of the Year in 2010.

Kim Jong-un assumed power upon the death of his father in 2011.

Coincidence, or... ??

Meanwhile, Elon Musk seems bent on stealing the title.

Does he qualify if his BFR (Big Fucking Rocket) reaches Mars?

Musk? Nah. We've sent over two dozen rockets to Mars already.

 

[JackLuis]

Trump told aides to portray him to foreign leaders as ‘crazy guy’ who is erratic and unpredictable

President Donald Trump said in an Oval Office meeting in September that he wanted aides to describe him to South Korean leaders as being “so crazy” that he could pull out of a longstanding U.S.-Korean trade deal and make erratic, unpredictable moves at any time.

Jonathan Swan of Axios.com reported Sunday night that sources present for the discussion confirmed that Trump told trade negotiator Robert Lighthizer to go into negotiations with South Korea portraying the U.S. chief executive as a volatile wild card in order to throw the U.S. ally off balance.

“You’ve got 30 days, and if you don’t get concessions then I’m pulling out,” Trump reportedly told Lighthizer.

“Ok, well I’ll tell the Koreans they’ve got 30 days,” Lighthizer replied.

“No, no, no,” Trump interrupted. “That’s not how you negotiate. You don’t tell them they’ve got 30 days. You tell them, ‘This guy’s so crazy he could pull out any minute.'”

At last the truth comes out!

 

[Hypoxia]

Trump told aides to portray him to foreign leaders as ‘crazy guy’ who is erratic and unpredictable

At last the truth comes out!

That was the Nixon foreign policy strategy too, except Nixon was a politically savvy enough prick to pull it off. Intimidate Russia, China, everybody, by appearing batshit insane. How could Peking or Moscow KNOW he wouldn't nuke-em?

Alas, things didn't end well for Nixon. Tromp should pay heed -- but won't.

Musk? Nah. We've sent over two dozen rockets to Mars already.

But not while Tromp is in office. When he's there.

 

[urguyscott]

Get a kick out of these left wing puppets of Soros. They believe in violence, are against human rights, free speech, freedom of the press, don't see anything wrong with slavery or the mistreatment of women. They use fake news and nazi and communist lies told to them by the fascists progressives under Clinton and Soros or the left wing communists under Sanders and Obama as their source of information.

They see nothing wrong with thousands of blacks being killed in Chicago under Obama's puppet mayor. When they say Black Lives Matter they are just lying. At least they are honest when they say no lives matter to them. They don't mind gangsters up from South America and Mexico having guns, but no one else, and they see nothing wrong with the Black Shirts throwing fire bombs and shooting and beating people. They even try to excuse internal terrorist like the one in Las Vegas, the major in Texas, the two in Boston and the murders in Gitmo. They desire a police state like North Korea or Cuba or China and little gods and kings that they can pray to.

You read their posts and quotes and you can see how uneducated they are. But that is part of the leftist code, destroy education, destroy the honest police and military and replace them with the kind they have in China, Iran, Syria, Cuba, etc. etc. And they want everyone to earn the same amount of money no matter what job they have. After all look at how happy the slaves of Cuba are on $29 a month and having Castro as their slum lord. And if they have even a little brain life they would see that the leaders in ALL communists countries live like Royalty, because that is what they think they are and all others live like peons, slaves, and serfs.

They are so foolish on here not to be able to see what a loser, thief, traitor, Hillary Clinton is and that she has no respect for even her own followers. But fools deserve to be made slaves and ruled by low life like Hillary and Bill Clinton. And Obama, McCain, Bush, and the other machine politicians of both parties are their gods.

They are so foolish they don't get the message from the American people. We don't want trash bringing down this country. If half of you liars kept your word and left the country after Trump was elected by the people this country could recover from the last terrible eight years. But the truth is that even the most left wing brain dead fools and puppets know this country is better than any other country in the world so they won't leave. Only here can they get away with their trash. Anywhere else in the world that they claim is their heaven they would be stood against a wall, have their heads cut off, or fed to wild dogs.

So the reality of the posts from the left is that they know they are lying, that they know they are being used like the dumb ass over paid little rich pigs of the NFL as puppets. That if they really got what they said they want they would end up having to serve in a military like in Russia or Isis or North Korea and live under a police state where if they even open their mouths they would go to jail or be shot.

So all this is just a joke. They know Trump is better than Clinton or Obama and the leftist leaders in this country are just a bunch of little spoiled babies that need a good spanking. The left news "media" and politicians (all of whom are rich fat cats who will never tax themselves like Trump would) and are too lazy to get a job or a real education. It's all just a big bad joke. But once in a while they do make us laugh at how really crazy they are. I know it is politically incorrect to laugh at mental cases and pot heads, but these people want us to laugh at them. (By the way the term "politically incorrect is something that Hitler and Stalin and Mao would love. It's just what they would use to control people and punish them for thinking.)

Now let's hear some more of your poor written jokes (they all must use the same failed writers that the late night talk show puppets use).

 

[Hypoxia]

Get a kick out of these left wing puppets of Soros.

Go ahead, tell us how you really feel. And fuck it all, my check from Soros is late. I can't buy more black hoods till I'm paid.

 

[phrodeau]

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 4h4 hours ago

We will never forget the 241 American service members killed by Hizballah in Beirut. They died in service to our nation.

Who or what is a Hizballah?

 

[phrodeau]

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 4h4 hours ago

We are fighting hard for Merit Based immigration, no more Democrat Lottery Systems. We must get MUCH tougher (and smarter). @foxandfriends


But rapid-fire bump stocks aren't worth tweeting about.

 

[phrodeau]

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 8h8 hours ago

The terrorist came into our country through what is called the "Diversity Visa Lottery Program," a Chuck Schumer beauty. I want merit based.


He's been looking at immigration reform and extreme vetting for months and months, but never cared about the Diversity Visa Lottery Program until now?

 

[RjThoughts]

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 8h8 hours ago

The terrorist came into our country through what is called the "Diversity Visa Lottery Program," a Chuck Schumer beauty. I want merit based.


He's been looking at immigration reform and extreme vetting for months and months, but never cared about the Diversity Visa Lottery Program until now?

Not until it was mentioned on "Fox & Friends"

 

[Carnal_Flower]

His Tweet is full o' lies.

#1. The "Diversity" program was created way back in 1990, when Schumer was just a congressman. It was signed into law by a R, GHW Bush. Schumer didn't create it, and he doesn't own it in any way.

#2. In 2015, Senator Schumer was instrumental in trying to get it REVOKED. His bill (co-sponsored) was sent to the R House, where it promptly died, because the deadass R Congress refused to tackle immigration reform, or do anything at all.

It has NOTHING to do with Chuck Schumer, but that does not matter. His braindead followers will simply think "Chuck and Nancy" are to blame.

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 8h8 hours ago

The terrorist came into our country through what is called the "Diversity Visa Lottery Program," a Chuck Schumer beauty. I want merit based.


He's been looking at immigration reform and extreme vetting for months and months, but never cared about the Diversity Visa Lottery Program until now?

 

[phrodeau]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...ed-due-to-human-error/?utm_term=.dc131405d325

Twitter employee on last day of job deactivated Trump’s account, company says
By Rachel Siegel and Hayley Tsukayama November 2 at 11:06 PM

Twitter initially posted a statement Thursday night saying Trump's “account was inadvertently deactivated due to human error by a Twitter employee.”

For those few minutes, visitors to Trump's account were simply met with the message, “Sorry, that page doesn't exist!”

“The account was down for 11 minutes, and has since been restored,” the statement read. “We are continuing to investigate and are taking steps to prevent this from happening again.”

But then two hours later, Twitter updated its statement saying that an investigation showed the deactivation “was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee's last day.” Twitter said it would be conducting a full internal review.

 

[phrodeau]

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

Just cannot believe a judge would put our country in such peril. If something happens blame him and court system. People pouring in. Bad!
12:39 PM - 5 Feb 2017

Which judge do we blame for the bike path killer?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Twitter’s official support account confirmed that its verification system had been “paused” following the backlash.

“Verification was meant to authenticate identity and voice but it is interpreted as an endorsement or an indicator of importance,” the company tweeted.

“We recognise that we have created this confusion and need to resolve it. We have paused all general verifications while we work and will report back soon.

Twitter wants it both ways: to be viewed as a tech company and not a media company, but maintaining that “newsworthiness” is a core part of its service. If that is the case, then it should be taking proper editorial decisions and adopting the responsibilities of a publisher.

https://www.theguardian.com/comment...ump-breaks-twitters-rules-so-why-not-ban-whim

 

[phrodeau]

Hmm… not a single tweet from Trump about Roy Moore.

 

[RjThoughts]

Hmm… not a single tweet from Trump about Roy Moore.

I'm thinking his people took away his phone.

 

[phrodeau]

I'm thinking his people took away his phone.

Or the Chinese blocked his access.

 

[sr71plt]

Or the Chinese blocked his access.

I thought the Chinese were blocking everyone's access from China.

 

[phrodeau]

Our law-and-order, tough-on-crime President heard about three American shoplifters sentenced to ten years in jail, and is now taking credit for convincing China to release them.

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump
2h2 hours ago

Do you think the three UCLA Basketball Players will say thank you President Trump? They were headed for 10 years in jail!

 

[JackLuis]

Trump caught tweeting about the wrong mass shooting

On Tuesday evening, Trump tweeted: “May God be with the people of Sutherland Springs, Texas. The FBI and Law Enforcement has arrived.”

Sutherland Springs is a village in Texas where ten days earlier a gunman had killed 26 people at a church. He had tweeted a similar message after the November 5 attack.

“May God be w/ the people of Sutherland Springs, Texas. The FBI & law enforcement are on the scene. I am monitoring the situation from Japan,” he wrote at the time.

Social media users accused him of copying and pasting the message and using it as a template after mass shootings, but it remains unclear what was behind the president’s social media mistake. The tweet remains online and Trump is yet to correct or clarify the mistake.

The shooter, who police identified as 44-year-old Kevin Janson Neal, injured at least ten people in the shooting rampage at several locations in the small northern Californian town of Rancho Tehama Reserve, located around 200 kilometers from Sacramento, on Tuesday.

JFC, Trump can't even keep up with the gun crazies.