Toy Talk and Review

[tolyk]

Yeah, needs lots of lube, right? We're two peas in a pod. Or rather two dicks in a sleeve. Bwahahaha

Two dicks one sleeve.. New viral porn. Let's do it man. Let's go. Book your flight! Million dollar idea.... we'll break that sleeve

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You guys ever heard of docking? Two dicks, one... sleeve.

 

[LostGirlTink]

In regards to the terms above...I try never to google stuff that I read on here. I learned my lesson.


Unrelated...
But I feel like it’s my job to point out that right now
Leo has a sale. You’re welcome.

 

[Jada59]

New toy!

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B083LTBCDJ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o06_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

First, I was shocked at how light it is! But I think the weight is a good thing. It has 3 speeds of vibration and 3 additional modes that pulse or a combination of pulse and vibrate with periods of nothing.

Because it is so very light, I can put it between my legs and leave it there! Can't do that with the Hitachi! At least I can't.

I was in bed, with this between my legs and talking to a Lit guy. Had one orgasm but it was not a strong one.

The weird thing is... I normally cum very fast but I don't always want to. This toy allowed me to play for some time but kept me interested. Some toys are pretty lame. They hint at stimulation but don't quite deliver.

I think had I had more time, I would have been able to cum more with this, but I was getting sleepy so switched over to my Hitachi to finish off. I guess I'm jut more used to it.

This toy arrived charged. Not sure if it was fully charged but it fully charges in 20 minutes.

Despite resembling the Hitachi, they are not the same. Another difference is that the head of this is very soft and smooth. Feels wonderful and got me nicely swollen. The head does pick up odor so the smell of pussy was in the air. Ha! But there is a cover on the head for easy cleaning.

Overall? I recommend it. And it's cheap!

 

[mortis]

I bought a male toy from Jimmy Jane https://jimmyjane.com/collections/for-him/products/boost-masturbator

Not worth the money. Guys we need some added tech here. The flashlight was good but you had to be rock hard to get started.

She is a huge fan of these little buzzers small enough to hit her spot and I can still enjoy the flood.

It’s time for the sex toys keep your local small business sex shop open.

 

[AveryElle]

Bumping this for the holidays.

Anything on anyone’s wish list?

I’m waiting for two toys that I got in cyber Monday. Every time I hear the UPS truck, my ears perk up.

 

[AveryElle]

Okay. I’ll go.
I’m a wand fan.
I have some subtle, kinda gentle stuff.
I want a workhorse. A jackhammer. A no frills tried and true.

Anyone have thoughts?

(By the way, this thread is great, not only for the recommendations, but for the people that aren’t here anymore. Miss them.)

If you’re looking for a wand recommendation, corded tend to be more powerful than cordless. They can vibrate the hand of whomever is holding it, which can be annoying. My wand is more rumbly than I like, but it works well with other penetration. On its own, it’s not my favorite. I have the Lovense one because it has Bluetooth, which I don’t use anymore. I haven’t tried any other but there are tons of reviews. Le Wand is classy. Unbound Babes. Hitachi is the OG.

 

[AveryElle]

I got the clit sucker vibe.

I ordered two from unbound. I’ll wait to share which. But I am kicking myself for not buying a few more things from there. Next time!

 

[Trekka]

I’m thinking OG. Thank you.

Hitachi for days!

The Womanizer is a good clit sucker, lol. Worth the splurge. I was howling the first time I used it. Like... lupine.

And I gotta put in a plug for the most powerful bullet ever- the WeVibe Tango. SMNaughty turned me onto it and I was skeptical (it’s a bullet!) ... yeah it’s a magic bullet. Lol.

Now I feel like shopping...

ETA- beware when you’re hitachi shopping. There’s lots of cheap knock offs out there. You want the real deal.

 

[AveryElle]

One toy arrived. It's like Christmas! In....December!?

 

[AveryElle]

Keto is gross.

The puff by unbound is not.

I was skeptical of this style of toy and truth be told, I don’t think it would work super well during sex (just a lot of positioning involved), but within 5 minutes I came twice and didn’t get any over sensitivity that comes with some other toys that makes it almost painful to keep going. Hence I easily finished twice in such a short period of time.

I didn’t have much time to try it, but I did need to take it for a ride. It’s so different than any other toy I have (and I have a decent collection). I expected more of an actual suction but that’s not what it feels like to me. It’s also very quiet, which is nice for a variety of reasons. For the price, I can definitely recommend this one. I got it at 30% off for cyber Monday (but have a referral code, if anyone wants!).

 

[AveryElle]

No need to kink shame.



(But no, keto kinda sucks. But doctor's orders.)

Get a new doctor. Anyone who would recommend animal fats as your primary nutrients isn’t schooled in nutrition and only cares about weight.

Signed,
A fat person

 

[Trekka]

Everyone’s body is different...
I’m no nutritionist either
(And trying not to be a thread highjacker as well)
But I have some family members that have shifted to keto and it has made a huge difference for them. Not just weight wise. Impacts mood, mental clarity, ADHD, all kinds of things.

Having subsisted on mostly bison and pemmican for generations, I suspect the Lakota Sioux might agree...

Anyways.
Back to toys.
Did I mention the WeVibe Tango comes in pink, black, *and* blue??

 

[AveryElle]

Everyone’s body is different...
I’m no nutritionist either
(And trying not to be a thread highjacker as well)
But I have some family members that have shifted to keto and it has made a huge difference for them. Not just weight wise. Impacts mood, mental clarity, ADHD, all kinds of things.

Having subsisted on mostly bison and pemmican for generations, I suspect the Lakota Sioux might agree...

Anyways.
Back to toys.
Did I mention the WeVibe Tango comes in pink, black, *and* blue??

Sorry, I just have a problem with how the medical establishment handles fat bodies and blames weight on things not associated with weight in most people. Triggered me.

Glad you like your vibrator!

 

[AveryElle]

That's totally fair to feel that way. In my case I have specific health issues that are helped with cutting out carbs. That's where my doctor was coming from.

Also, I've switched back to lotion since my last post.

Does that count as a toy?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fatness is a concept constructed by skinny fragility and is promoted by the patriarchy. Anyone who claims being fat is unhealthy is simply body shaming. I recommend against Western doctors and only consulting holistic medicine distributors and perhaps an in-network Shaman.

Anyone who says anything else or has different life experiences than I do is a bigot and intolerant. There is only one way to do nutrition and that's my way.

 

[Dribble]

I’m thinking OG. Thank you.

They can be addicting...so make sure you use good lube. Cause you may not want to stop and we don't want you getting sore. Condoms fit over the head nicely to make cleanup easy...cause lots of lube is more fun

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Fatness is a concept constructed by skinny fragility and is promoted by the patriarchy. Anyone who claims being fat is unhealthy is simply body shaming. I recommend against Western doctors and only consulting holistic medicine distributors and perhaps an in-network Shaman.

Anyone who says anything else or has different life experiences than I do is a bigot and intolerant. There is only one way to do nutrition and that's my way.

Did we switch bodies or something?

I'm rubbing off on you

 

[Dribble]

I’m a pain slut. I like being sore.
I’m LOL over “we”, Drib.

Lol...me too. I meant the we as in Lit World...but it works either way.

My experience is the Hitachi is a gold standard for those that can handle the intensity. Plus it can be tied.

 

[Dribble]

Tied, as in, tied to a woman?

Yes. It can be very securely tied. Different settings...your hands tied elsewhere. Nods...I think you would like it.

The only negative...it is loud...but not as loud as you cumming

 

[LizVegas79]

Did we switch bodies or something?

I'm rubbing off on you

Is that a metaphor Aussie or is that how you say masturbating in Australian?

 

[AveryElle]

Yes. It can be very securely tied. Different settings...your hands tied elsewhere. Nods...I think you would like it.

The only negative...it is loud...but not as loud as you cumming

Tied, as in, tied to a woman?

A cordless one can be secured with bondage tape, if you prefer cordless. (I don’t like cords in anything, I find them awkward and distracting).

I will say that Le wand has attachments to theirs which are worth looking at. I don’t know if hitachi does (you can correct me if they do). Le wand also has corded and cordless but the attachments can be fun.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Fatness is a concept constructed by skinny fragility and is promoted by the patriarchy. Anyone who claims being fat is unhealthy is simply body shaming. I recommend against Western doctors and only consulting holistic medicine distributors and perhaps an in-network Shaman.

Anyone who says anything else or has different life experiences than I do is a bigot and intolerant. There is only one way to do nutrition and that's my way.

I dropped my allopathic medical providers over a year ago and now only see a naturopath. I've been able to clear all of my MS symptoms with diet and lifestyle changes. I completely agree with you here.

I am wanting a bigger, thicker dildo. I just never know where to buy them from. I'm also looking into new Ben Wa balls. Does anyone have a favorite brand or style? I see they make them in silicon now and was wondering if these would be more hygienic than the steel, and wonder if they would feel differently while inside.

 

[sally_sparrow]

I just saw this and thought I would share it here. There are some fun holiday ideas listed

https://nikkinelsonwrites.com/2020/11/23/12-days-of-orgasms-holiday-gift-guide/

 

[AveryElle]

I am wanting a bigger, thicker dildo. I just never know where to buy them from. I'm also looking into new Ben Wa balls. Does anyone have a favorite brand or style? I see they make them in silicon now and was wondering if these would be more hygienic than the steel, and wonder if they would feel differently while inside.

Check out what Nox Shop offers in terms of thicker toys. I don't use anything that doesn't vibrate, but they have a large selection of well-sourced non-vibrating dildos.