Thread killers anonymous.........take two

[koalabear]

Laurel killed it!!!!!!!!

It came to GS's attention last night that a good friend of mine here has the uncanny knack of saying the right things at the wrong time and thus, becoming a thread killer...

We all have the ability at times to do this, hell, I am a TK'r myself, so I thought we could have a thread for where the TK's on lit could meet and give each other support, and maybe, you popular posters could give us tips as to how to keep threads going and to never drop to the last pages.

So, please come and help the less fortunate among us... and Tk's... come here so you are not alone

 

[ViciousTease]

Hi, I'm vicious, and I'm a thread killer. It's been a couple of hours since I last killed a thread.

*Imagines a large group, in unison, saying, "Hi, vicious."*

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Hi, I'm vicious, and I'm a thread killer. It's been a couple of hours since I last killed a thread.

*Imagines a large group, in unison, saying, "Hi, vicious."*

I SERIOUSLY doubt that any thread you post in is killed....stalkers like me will always find a way to keep threads you post in alive....

 

[ViciousTease]

I SERIOUSLY doubt that any thread you post in is killed....stalkers like me will always find a way to keep threads you post in alive....

Aww, thanks sweetie!

 

[hatlover123]

I've killed many a thread.

My take on the world can only be absorbed by those who are as mentally disturbed as I am. So that only qualifies about 5% of you.

 

[perkyT]

T'anks, KBear.

I am a thread killer & proud of it.

 

[angie33]

 

[luvthedesserts]

I've killed many a thread.

My take on the world can only be absorbed by those who are as mentally disturbed as I am. So that only qualifies about 5% of you.

That percentage is way too conservative. Have you seen the whack jobs around here?

 

[hatlover123]

That percentage is way too conservative. Have you seen the whack jobs around here?

Well I did quantify it with 'my take' on the world. So while there are many nutjobs on here. My brand of nuttiness is more rare.

 

[ViciousTease]

That percentage is way too conservative. Have you seen the whack jobs around here?

So, we're letting the "whack job" pun slip by unnoticed?

 

[perkyT]

Well I did quantify it with 'my take' on the world. So while there are many nutjobs on here. My brand of nuttiness is more rare.

I think your brand of nuttiness isn't as rare as you think.

 

[hatlover123]

So, we're letting the "whack job" pun slip by unnoticed?

Ah crap!
I let that one get by me.

I am slipping in my old dottage.

 

[luvthedesserts]

So, we're letting the "whack job" pun slip by unnoticed?

It was totally ignored, wasn't it? It's a sad sad day in lit land.

 

[hatlover123]

I think your brand of nuttiness isn't as rare as you think.

Sweetie, you haven't see anything yet!

 

[ViciousTease]

Whack jobs, Nut jobs, ... slipping by ...

Perhaps I am just perverted?

 

[hatlover123]

Nah, just deliberately and subliminally put.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I kill em and I start em. Too bad the ones I want dead don't stay dead.

 

[perkyT]

I think my quota is down...need to find some to kill.

 

[hatlover123]

......died

 

[luvthedesserts]

I think my quota is down...need to find some to kill.

Take a stroll through my threads. There's a few that terrify mortals. No one will post after you if you need your fix.

 

[perkyT]

Take a stroll through my threads. There's a few that terrify mortals. No one will post after you if you need your fix.

You have THIRTY-EIGHT threads.

 

[luvthedesserts]

You have THIRTY-EIGHT threads.

I'm prolific. What can I say? I'm especially proud of the flaming semen one.

 

[ViciousTease]

I'm prolific. What can I say? I'm especially proud of the flaming semen one.

Flaming semen? Short of a terribly inappropriate pun, I don't know what to say to that.

 

[VIPER2121]

My fav threads to kill are apparently the ones I start

 

[ViciousTease]

My fav threads to kill are apparently the ones I start

"He giveth and he taketh away ... "

Or perhaps,

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out."