THE PORN CHALLENGE #3 (early)

[Guest]

im doing a bit too much research for a 700 word blurb...

DAMN YOU CHARLES!

 

[Honey123]

Dammit!! I so would love to do this...but I have no time!

I was only 8, but my older sister used to have these parties in my house!!! They would hustle all night long.....I have great memories of those day!! Damn, damn, damn.....*pouting

Well, in any case, good luck to all and I can't wait to read all these stories!!!

Too Cool, Charley...you're the bomb!

 

[CharleyH]

im doing a bit too much research for a 700 word blurb...

DAMN YOU CHARLES!

OH you love it! Besides, you get to find out tons of useless trivia.

HONEY: I have given you a whole week, which is like, 100 words a day, and less than some people post - lol. No excuses!

 

[Guest]

DAMN YOU CHARLES!

This was just crying out to be quoted.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I was five.

So was I. I didn't realize we were the same age.

I have never been to New York. How in the heck do you research something like this?

 

[Guest]

So was I. I didn't realize we were the same age.

I have never been to New York. How in the heck do you research something like this?

No, I didn't, either.

I've watched enough Starskey and Hutch to get me by. Oh, and Kojak.

 

[shereads]

As an apprentice pornographer, I naturally have questions.

"Voyeuristic" how? From a voyeur's POV?

Guess about what? Are we guessing who wrote each story?

If you want to make it really difficult, you should make the use of this phrase mandatory: "Wake up, sleepyhead." Because it's an outdoor setting.

 

[Honey123]

OH you love it! Besides, you get to find out tons of useless trivia.

HONEY: I have given you a whole week, which is like, 100 words a day, and less than some people post - lol. No excuses!

ARGH! It's not a whole week!

Now, all I hear is Casey and the Sunshine Band in my head...

"Get down, get down, get down, get down tonite, baby...ooohoohhh!!"

I will try!! Don't hurt me if I don't....okay, hurt me, but be gentle..

 

[CharleyH]

I have never in my life heard a bunch of authors whine so much! lol :

CM,

Rent:
Saturday Night Fever
The Pope Of Greenwich Village
Times Square
The Son of Sam
Studio 54

Or pick a day, find out the weather, pick a district, discover whats around, put in a couple of people having sex and voila! 700 words of 'vintage' porn. lol

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I have never in my life heard a bunch of authors whine so much! lol :

CM,

Rent:
Saturday Night Fever
The Pope Of Greenwich Village
Times Square
The Son of Sam
Studio 54

Or pick a day, find out the weather, pick a district, discover whats around, put in a couple of people having sex and voila! 700 words of 'vintage' porn. lol

Don't forget you have settings like Central park ( back of a carriage ride while you're the driver?) museums, theatres, the Village....lot's of book stores...the Empire state building...all pre-911 so security isn't much of an issue.

Go to Astor place for your haircut...it's fabulous!!!

 

[CharleyH]

As an apprentice pornographer, I naturally have questions.

"Voyeuristic" how? From a voyeur's POV?

Guess about what? Are we guessing who wrote each story?

If you want to make it really difficult, you should make the use of this phrase mandatory: "Wake up, sleepyhead." Because it's an outdoor setting.

LOL

Honey: I know you can do it! You already have your first sentance, and a whole theme

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Reverand Moon and Frank Zappa were there in 78....don't forget Madison Square Garden....Knicks games....damn it do I have to do all the work for you people....C, you owe me big time.

 

[The_Fool]

And rock concerts were so cool in '78....

 

[CharleyH]

Reverand Moon and Frank Zappa were there in 78....don't forget Madison Square Garden....Knicks games....damn it do I have to do all the work for you people....C, you owe me big time.

I think I there is a back order of everything I owe you. I will pay you in squirrel droppings.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think I there is a back order of everything I owe you. I will pay you in squirrel droppings.

I'll pretend they're jelly beans.

 

[Honey123]

I'll pretend they're jelly beans.

That's just not right...

Ok, so I have a story idea...now just to get it down...

 

[Black Tulip]

1978? Oh dear, I was 25 and there was some great music. Sorry to say, there's no way I can write something for this challenge. But perhaps this list can put all of you in the mood.



1978 Greatest Hits

1. Last Dance - Donna Summer
2. Disco Inferno - Trammps
3. Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton
4. Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Meatloaf
5. Summer Nights - Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta
6. Always And Forever - Heatwave
7. Copacabana - Barry Manilow
8. Stayin Alive - Bee Gees
9. Can't Smile Without You - Barry Manilow
10. Night Fever - Bee Gees
11. Fantasy - Earth Wind and Fire
12. Greased Lightnin' - John Travolta
13. Shame - Evelyn Champagne King
14. Le Freak - Chick
15. Take A Chance On Me - Abba
16. Shadow Dancing - Andy Gibb
17. You're the One That I Want - Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta
18. Boogie Shoes - K.C. and the Sunshine Band
19. She's Always A Woman - Billy Joel
20. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Jimmy Buffett
21. Miss You - Rolling Stones
22. Macho Man - Village People
23. Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel
24. Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad - Meatloaf
25. Movin Out - Billy Joel
26. Miss You - Rolling Stones
27. Take A Chance On Me - Abba
28. Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood - Santa Esmeralda
29. Thank You For Being A Friend - Andrew Gold
30. Lovely Day - Bill Withers
31. You Don't Bring Me Flowers - Barbra Streisand & Neil Diamond
32. What's Your Name - Lynyrd Skynrd
33. Listen Too Her Heart - Tom Petty
34. Werewolves Of London - Warren Zevon
35. The Groove Line - Heatwave
36. Boogie Oogie Oogie - A Taste Of Honey
37. Flash Light - Parliament
38. Three Times A Lady - Commodores
39. In The Bush - Musique
40. Surrender - Cheap Trick

One of my favorites is nr. 4.

 

[Honey123]

1978? Oh dear, I was 25 and there was some great music. Sorry to say, there's no way I can write something for this challenge. But perhaps this list can put all of you in the mood.



1978 Greatest Hits

1. Last Dance - Donna Summer
2. Disco Inferno - Trammps
3. Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton
4. Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Meatloaf
5. Summer Nights - Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta
6. Always And Forever - Heatwave
7. Copacabana - Barry Manilow
8. Stayin Alive - Bee Gees
9. Can't Smile Without You - Barry Manilow
10. Night Fever - Bee Gees
11. Fantasy - Earth Wind and Fire
12. Greased Lightnin' - John Travolta
13. Shame - Evelyn Champagne King
14. Le Freak - Chick
15. Take A Chance On Me - Abba
16. Shadow Dancing - Andy Gibb
17. You're the One That I Want - Olivia Newton-John & John Travolta
18. Boogie Shoes - K.C. and the Sunshine Band
19. She's Always A Woman - Billy Joel
20. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Jimmy Buffett
21. Miss You - Rolling Stones
22. Macho Man - Village People
23. Only The Good Die Young - Billy Joel
24. Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad - Meatloaf
25. Movin Out - Billy Joel
26. Miss You - Rolling Stones
27. Take A Chance On Me - Abba
28. Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood - Santa Esmeralda
29. Thank You For Being A Friend - Andrew Gold
30. Lovely Day - Bill Withers
31. You Don't Bring Me Flowers - Barbra Streisand & Neil Diamond
32. What's Your Name - Lynyrd Skynrd
33. Listen Too Her Heart - Tom Petty
34. Werewolves Of London - Warren Zevon
35. The Groove Line - Heatwave
36. Boogie Oogie Oogie - A Taste Of Honey
37. Flash Light - Parliament
38. Three Times A Lady - Commodores
39. In The Bush - Musique
40. Surrender - Cheap Trick

One of my favorites is nr. 4.

How about Peaches & Cream?

 

[CharleyH]

I'll pretend they're jelly beans.

Reagan's favourite food You republican! Which reminds me, I guess 1978 was one of the BILLY BEER years.

 

[Samandiriel]

Alright, I will post this now because I had time today, and just started doing research, and would not want to have an edge over anyone else. In the name of fair (I know people who usually participate are having computer difficulties this week) I give a week.

I was going to make this infinitely more difficult, but decided to take it easy on you this time. However, I do believe this topic will force, at least our resident horse, into a different pasture where he can experiment with his undiscovered, alternate voice.

AND THE CHALLENGE IS:

Write a voyeuristic account of two people having sex in a public place circa 1978, New York City.

Those who do not meet the elements of the challenge will get a talk to from my Italian (ok, Amish, hardly intimidating) bodyguard, Abstruse.

Stories will be cut at 700 words. PM all responses to the challenge. Deadline for submission is Tuesday, March 29 at 7:00 pm EST, or Midnight GMT.

I will post a list of participants with decoys on that day, and give you a guess deadline at that time (which will depend on the number of participants).

Happy writing!

This sounds great but I don't qualify as I have no submitted stories yet. I've followed the past two challenges and they are exciting in themselves. I can't wait to see the replies to this one.

 

[CharleyH]

This sounds great but I don't qualify as I have no submitted stories yet. I've followed the past two challenges and they are exciting in themselves. I can't wait to see the replies to this one.

Oh, you qualify! In fact, word has it that Rebbecca Leah submitted her very first piece of writing during the last challenge.

 

[Samandiriel]

Oh, you qualify! In fact, word has it that Rebbecca Leah submitted her very first piece of writing during the last challenge.

You sound desperate and sad, maybe I will afterall that way if it sucks people can help me to grow with my writing.
I guess this means I have to do some research now.

 

[CharleyH]

You sound desperate and sad, maybe I will afterall that way if it sucks people can help me to grow with my writing.
I guess this means I have to do some research now.

LOL - I am never desperate, and rarely sad, just . . . pushy

 

[Samandiriel]

LOL - I am never deperate, and rarely sad, just . . . pushy

I've noticed this...are you a Jewish mother?

 

[CharleyH]

I've noticed this...are you a Jewish mother?

In a former life. As a matter of fact, it was a life in NYC, circa 1978