fed0ra
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and you get stuck in Chelsea.
I put in breakfast in bed for St. Lucy's Day...
You get a glass of camel milk & weetabix
I put in dinner & theatre with Joel Grey
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and you get stuck in Chelsea.
I put in breakfast in bed for St. Lucy's Day...
You get a glass of camel milk & weetabix
I put in dinner & theatre with Joel Grey
and Mausie sits on your lap.
I put in a hearty "Wilkommen!"...
& Ginny has an affair on the beach near Tangiers with a primordial beast.
I put in a comedy of lit errors
and it's titled "Literratica."
I put in a tarnspotition...
and it sits there, all dumb & happy.
I put in a lemon
and you get a pitcher of melonade.
I put in a Newfoundland Pitcher Plant...
but it's full of dead stuff !
I put in a Blue Rose
but you are left humming "Love is Blue" since blue roses represent the unattainable or impossible...
I put in a glass menagerie...
and you got a circus full of delicate elephants.
I put in a feather boa...
and you shimmy like a burlesque dancer...
I put in gypsies, tramps, and thieves...
and you host a Litogether.
I put in a lost weekend in Chicago...
& Frankie shows you his town.
I put in a Rainbow Systems slide through the worm hole
but you run smack into quantum nonlocality or can or can't you get there from here and back?
I put a plethora of paradoxes. . .
and cannot find the Book.
I put in Paul Broun
But you realise that tea parties are for little girls with imaginary friends.
I put in Jed Bartlett...
But (depressingly) he's the more believable.
I put in Sgt Pepper.
Andy Williams belts out "Happy Hearts" to counter that.
And I put in / out a search team for the terminally innocent.
and you find yourself lost in the woods.
I put in a woodsman and a wolf...
last seen chasing the Terminally Innocent
I put in a Foll-de-Roll Troll.
... and you trip-trap all over that mofo's bridge.
I put in a hookah-smokin' grub...
and you discover you're only three inches tall.
I put in one side of a magic mushroom...
But it's gorn orf
I put in a bottle which has the instruction label: "Drink me"
You get a bloody Mary with a pickled okra instead of the traditional celery stick.
I put in a broken 12" ruler.