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but the handle is missing so you cannot change the tyre.
I put in a 6ba spanner
and you get a 6ba spammer, complete with green eggs.
I put in LoveCraft...
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but the handle is missing so you cannot change the tyre.
I put in a 6ba spanner
and you get a 6ba spammer, complete with green eggs.
I put in LoveCraft...
He's in his tomb (HPL, that is), all nice and peaceful
I put in a sexton's spade.
and you get a sexting heart.
I put in a virtual relationship...
but it ends in virtual tears.
I put in a Crystal Casket.
and you get seven lonely dwarves.
I put in Freya's Brisling...
Her bristling what ?
I put in a coir mat
(No, Brisling - the necklace the dwarves gave her.)
and you get a choir, mate.
I put in a free organum...
and you get an organic free range orgasm.
I put it rihanna's diamond song.
But it turns to ash in a puff of Carbon dioxide.
I put in a grand chorus
and you get Handel's Messiah.... Hallelujah Chorus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76RrdwElnTU
I put in Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody". . .
"Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico"
And you get the cast from Wayne's world head banging in a Pinto.
I put in Ozzy Osbourne.
and you get a headless bat or bat stew...
I put in David Bowe in pink tights...
But the Royal Ballet are not keen
I put in a camouflage-coloured Tutu.
and everyone wants to play "Find Desmond."
I put Molly in a Marketplace...
probably lookin' for the Princess [bless 'er]
I put in a street map of old Shanghai
and you get Big Trouble in Little China...
I put in bowl of plastic fruit...
and get a plasticine steak.
I put in a side of beef...
and you get a Texas-sized barbeque...
I put in a rack of lamb with mint sauce...
and Little Bo Peep comes to a sad realization.
I put in a retrospective reservation at Milliways...
You get The Restaurant at the End of the Universe with the terminal moment followed by dessert
I put in Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. . .
(Tio, you did say you liked a good excuse for a drink)
and, as you try to crawl out from under the table, you understand all 42 Meanings of Life except the Mime of the Blowflies from North Arnhem Land.
I put in a joyous place with maggots in the centre...
but the Improbability drive has failed, and they die in the normal manner.
I put in a family of hungry sparrows.
But no one offers to clean up all of the bird shit.
I put in a deflated beach ball.
and the whole team is depressed.
I put in a hard cricket ball