Tio_Narratore
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Stolen by the Warden
I put in a coffin, scarcely used
and you get a widow, well-worn.
I put in a eponymous corset...
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Stolen by the Warden
I put in a coffin, scarcely used
and you get a widow, well-worn.
I put in a eponymous corset...
But the widow refuses to wear it during her time of mourning.
I put in an old possum.
But TS Elliot is out chasing cats.
I put in a really practical cat.
and you get the Napoleon of crime...
I put in a love song about a guy named Prufrock...
but the love-song never made the top 10.
I put in a book of effective spells.
and the SpellCheck rejects half the words.
I put in a new orthography...
and the newest Iphone includes cuneiform...
I drop in some meatballs from IKEA...
and you get covered in lingamberries (or was that lingonberries?).
I put in a smorgasbord...
But all they want is the Gas Bill.
I put in an electricity meter
And the Con-Ed spears your derriere on a monthly basis.
I put in 3 grams of plutonium.
And you get another improbable Cold War movie starring Bruce Willis or Daniel Craig...
I drop in Saki story about an open window...
But the saki got stolen through the window.
I put in a small grenade.
and parliament auto-defenestrates.
I put in a bay window...
But there's a warning label about windows at bay.
I put in a Top Secret Drum.
and no one has security clearance to take it out.
I put in a drumless drummer...
and he's left his musket & fife behind.
I put in a bullet mould.
but Iain Fleming makes it bondand you get a mouldy bullet.
I put in colony of Penicilium roqueforti...
but Iain Fleming makes it bond
I put in a multi bodied state
and you get an orgy.
I put in the closing scene from Flaming Creatures...
It read: "The AND"
I put in a pyramid
and you get a financial scam.
I put in a consultation with Mr. Ponzi...
bye HP...
cheers, Tio.
He'd forbidden to speak. I thought he was in jail.
I put in a new A.R.M . computer
But it won't download porn fast enough.
I put in a life sized cardboard Johnny Holmes.
But the life-size penis is a debatable issue so it gets taken down.
I put in a baseball card of Kate Upton.