The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[glynndah]

And you get back Baby Jane.

I put in Dr. Phibes stethoscope.

And you get a makeover by Dr. Moreau.

I put in Dr. Caligari's furniture polish.

 

[TE999]

And you get a makeover by Dr. Moreau.

I put in Dr. Caligari's furniture polish.

And you get back Nosferatu's toothbrush.

I put in a tell-tale heart.

 

[glynndah]

And you get back Nosferatu's toothbrush.

I put in a tell-tale heart.

Ad get back a Cask of Amontillado.

I put in an organ recital recorded in a Paris Opera House.

 

[TE999]

Ad get back a Cask of Amontillado.

I put in an organ recital recorded in a Paris Opera House.

And you get back a boat tour of the storm drains of Paris.

I put in two bottles of relish.

 

[Misty_Morning]

.....

 

[glynndah]

And you get back a boat tour of the storm drains of Paris.

I put in two bottles of relish.

And get a book "To Serve Man"

I put in a dollhouse and a hissing cat.

 

[Misty_Morning]

.....

 

[glynndah]

Ooops...

And you get back a pass to Memphis in May Bar-b-Que festival.....


I put in three tie dyes and 2 Jerry Garcia lithographs..

And you get back tickets to Woodstock.

I put in a lava lamp.

TE999: bottles of relish? I didn't get that reference. Can you enlighten me? Obviously we both spent too many nights watching Sammy Terry and the Creature Feature.

 

[glynndah]

The Monster Theatre Hour seems to have come to an end. I'll turn off the projector and sweep up the popcorn if someone else will scrape those jujubes off the floor and dim the marquee lights. Goodnight, everyone.

 

[glynndah]

And you get back tickets to Woodstock.

I put in a lava lamp.

TE999: bottles of relish? I didn't get that reference. Can you enlighten me? Obviously we both spent too many nights watching Sammy Terry and the Creature Feature.

Never mind. I googled it.

 

[SensualCealy]

...and got the Best of the 60s CD collection.

I put in my Santana's Roseanne single from the 80s...

 

[RogueLurker]

...and got the Best of the 60s CD collection.

I put in my Santana's Roseanne single from the 80s...

And you get a copy of Motley Crue's "We're Not Gonna Take it" and other assorted metalhead songs on a cassette.

I put in a carved wooden bear figure

 

[MagicaPractica]

And you get a copy of Motley Crue's "We're Not Gonna Take it" and other assorted metalhead songs on a cassette.

I put in a carved wooden bear figure

And get back a whale ivory carved knife handle.

I put in my old crumpled up straw gardening hat.

 

[glynndah]

And get back a whale ivory carved knife handle.

I put in my old crumpled up straw gardening hat.

And get a small compost pile.

I put in the last of the pumpkin seeds.

 

[RogueLurker]

And get a small compost pile.

I put in the last of the pumpkin seeds.

and you get a batch of pumpkin biscotti

I put in a leopard print set of restraints ....

 

[DakiniGirl]

And you get a real leopard.

I put in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

 

[RogueLurker]

And you get a real leopard.

I put in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

And you get a big glass of milk.

I put in a big bag of cashews ...

 

[Selena_Kitt]

And you get a big glass of milk.

I put in a big bag of cashews ...

And you get a gift card to Sears. (I always associate the smell of cashews with Sears... does anyone remember when they used to sell them hot?)


I put in a pair of pink earmuffs.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

And you get a gift card to Sears. (I always associate the smell of cashews with Sears... does anyone remember when they used to sell them hot?)


I put in a pair of pink earmuffs.

And you get the softest, warmest blanket imaginable.

I put in my headache (again.)

 

[RogueLurker]

And you get the softest, warmest blanket imaginable.

I put in my headache (again.)

and you get a scalp massage

I put in a worn and tattered blackwatch tartan shirt that I could never bear to part with ...

 

[DakiniGirl]

and you get two tylenol and a glass of water.

It put in all the cardboard boxes left over from Christmas gifts.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

and you get a scalp massage

I put in a worn and tattered blackwatch tartan shirt that I could never bear to part with ...

and you get it back... don't give it up!

and Dakinigirl gets a recycling bin.......



I put in all the dustbunnies under my couch...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

And you get a bill from your garbage collector and a nasty note about proper recycling.

I put in an entire shoe box full of burned out vibrator batteries.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

and you get it back... don't give it up!

and Dakinigirl gets a recycling bin.......



I put in all the dustbunnies under my couch...

And you get a Swifter.

I put in some old video games.

 

[RogueLurker]

And you get a Swifter.

I put in some old video games.

And you get an air hockey table ... whoo hoo ... look out for that flying puck!


I put in an old set of Nancy Drew mysteries ...