Austin8
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And you get back Ahmed The Dead Terrorist.
I put in a box of fried circuit boards...
and you get a box of fried peach pies
I put in a three way switch
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And you get back Ahmed The Dead Terrorist.
I put in a box of fried circuit boards...
and you get a box of fried peach pies
I put in a three way switch
And you get back a switch hitter.
I put in a set of plans for a log cabin...
and yo jet back deck screwsand you have to provide the logs. . . . . .
I put in a box of 1" nails
and yo jet back deck screws
I put in a sheep's foot
and you get minty fresh breathand the farmer wants it back for his transplant "research"
I put in a tube of toothpaste
and you get minty fresh breath
I put in a clove hitch
and you get these directions:and put it in the apple pie.
I put in some orange pips
.
and you get these directions:
Remove the brownish yellow husk from the pip. It's sort of slimy and thus slick, so take care not to wing it over the wall of your cubicle and blind a coworker. As much as they would be interested to know of your little foray into science, I am sure they would prefer to keep their eyesight.
I put in a RazorBack shovel
and you get a paddleand get a note of gratitude from the Sexton.
I put in a Morse key.
and you get a paddle
I put in a trailer hitch
And you get to move all your buds' furniture.
I put in some velcro cable straps...
and you get some nice offers from a redhead. . . .
I put in some "bungee" shock cord
and you get a shocking experience
I put in some Arkansas novaculite
and you get a nice orange glowAnd you get back a swivel sweeper.
I put in an autographed photo of Billy Mays...
and you get a nice orange glow
I put in a sexy blonde split tail
and you become the Popular MechanicAnd you get back a beaver tail.
I put in a pile of Motor Trend magazines...
and you become the Popular Mechanic
i put in a set of plastic bookends
and you wear it oh-so-rightAnd you get a secret book box to hide secrets in.
I put in a tie dye sarong
and you wear it oh-so-right
I put in a swag lamp
And you get back Captain Kidd.
I put in a box of Spongebob Squarepants Band-Aids...
and you get the CD of the Band aid concert.
I put in a length of 50 ohm coaxial cable
and you get a bifurcated ticket
I put in a rat-tail file
I don't know what that is, so you just get a slap in the head for making me confused at 3 in the morning.
I put in a glass cannister filled with crickets.