Something that will kill you ... ABC order (V.3)

[RossieOregon]

Injecting air into your arterial system.

 

[Taegul]

Jar Jar Binks getting his own weekly comedy sitcom.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

knife-wielding crazies

 

[Taegul]

Lego Empire State Building falling on your head.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mammary suffocation

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Nails driven through the brain stem

 

[mnbreastluver]

Overdosing on pudding

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Panther attack

 

[fnchristie81]

Panther attack

Quarantine

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

Sexually or romantically involving yourself with a serial killer.

 

[coachdb18]

Trimming the trees naked, and incorrectly going for a particular (and mistakenly identifying) a somewhat gnarled branch

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

Trimming the trees naked

Upsetting mother nature, indeed.

 

[hotcpu]

Upsetting mother nature, indeed.

Venomous Cock sucking Venus fly traps

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

Venomous Cock sucking Venus fly traps

Ouch

Watching a trinoceros mate from 1 foot away.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

xylophone falling out of a ten story window

 

[coachdb18]

Yellow page directory falling from an airliner baggage compartment 35,000 feet above you

 

[Jada59]

Zipper caught so badly on penis, you bleed to death.

 

[coachdb18]

Zipper caught so badly on penis, you bleed to death.

Avoidance of clearly posted warnings!!!

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

Being myself.

 

[lexieredefined]

Cyanide

 

[TheMrBurns]

Dengue fever

 

[mnbreastluver]

Envelope paper cut gone badly

 

[Taegul]

Five-dollar footlongs from Subway might sound good, but don't try to eat the whole thing in one bite.

 

[HBergeron]

Gorillas in the mist (when you don't see them and they're pissed at you)

 

[Jada59]

Hair dye when consumed.