Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaD]

You were only saying what each of us was thinking.

You deliver salaciousness
@crazychemgirl delivers the crazy and occasionally chemistry
@Mr_bogey ……well he’s something

So you and @SalaciousMonkey22 got me thinking about how that applies to other areas of life...

And now I'm wondering what Lady Marmalade does with her partners....

I don't speak French so maybe there is some sexy spreading of marmalade going on...

Oh Oh oh!!! @MissLabelled would know!!!

LaBelle - Lady Marmalade

 

[Amanda330]

Anyway back to @Amanda330 and her delightful pussy…

Shit I gotta hit the road. Ugggh work is the worst.

Yes. Back to my delightful pussy...

Wait - you're leaving!? Just when it was getting interesting again.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Thankfully yes, so much better

Happy to hear it!

 

[morelikeasong]

@crazychemgirl are you going to leave us with some categories to vote on here? Next awards show is in sight

 

[hotoldrguy]

Look, I’m not judging, but you put a name out there and you create certain expectation, I expect @AuntieDisco to sparkle like a disco ball , I expect @hotoldrguy to not know how to use the letter “e” (I’m assuming here). I expect @Lmizzler to, I dunno be from Missouri? Anyway, just some truth in advertising is all I want.

actually many years ago when I created my username, it could only be 10 characters maximum so one letter had to be sacrificed.

 

[BrendaD]

actually many years ago when I created my username, it could only be 10 characters maximum so one letter had to be sacrificed.

I like my interpretation better.

Just sayin'

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes. Back to my delightful pussy...

Wait - you're leaving!? Just when it was getting interesting again.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I like my interpretation better.

Just sayin'

your interpretation is definitely sexier.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@crazychemgirl are you going to leave us with some categories to vote on here? Next awards show is in sight

You’re right! She’s as bad as those judges on the Wanker of the Week thread!

 

[Nicefella]

Since the gauntlet has been tossed,
to show that my words were not lost,
I will endeavor with words I writ
to describe her pussy with wit.

Like a many petalled flower unfurled
a sanctuary from the many rocks hurled
The nectar like honey so sweet
If for only a taste, my life complete.

A hidden pearl that I ache to suck
twirling tongue, nibbling lips with luck.
Squeeze your inner walls so divine
You will have my thick juices in time.

Display for my eyes alone
Your secret garden, my new home.
For yours is the most beautiful,
the most amazing, the most wonderful

Let the angels hear you scream
Twining together our heat and steam
Ignore those words most foul,
For only you will I howl.

All this poetry for pussy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Since the gauntlet has been tossed,
to show that my words were not lost,
I will endeavor with words I writ
to describe her pussy with wit.

Like a many petalled flower unfurled
a sanctuary from the many rocks hurled
The nectar like honey so sweet
If for only a taste, my life complete.

A hidden pearl that I ache to suck
twirling tongue, nibbling lips with luck.
Squeeze your inner walls so divine
You will have my thick juices in time.

Display for my eyes alone
Your secret garden, my new home.
For yours is the most beautiful,
the most amazing, the most wonderful

Let the angels hear you scream
Twining together our heat and steam
Ignore those words most foul,
For only you will I howl.

Thats what I’m talking about.

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you suck yourself, Connie?

Is that even possible?

Oh wait... we're talking about @SirConradPeckereye, so anything is possible. Maybe he has his blowup doll helping with that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

All this poetry for pussy

“I wrote a poem for the pussy” is my favorite track of the Limp Bizkit tribute album

 

[Amanda330]

Is that even possible?

Oh wait... we're talking about @SirConradPeckereye, so anything is possible. Maybe he has his blowup doll helping with that.

Some guys can. Not that I'd know if he can or not. It just sounded funny

 

[Amanda330]

Since the gauntlet has been tossed,
to show that my words were not lost,
I will endeavor with words I writ
to describe her pussy with wit.

Like a many petalled flower unfurled
a sanctuary from the many rocks hurled
The nectar like honey so sweet
If for only a taste, my life complete.

A hidden pearl that I ache to suck
twirling tongue, nibbling lips with luck.
Squeeze your inner walls so divine
You will have my thick juices in time.

Display for my eyes alone
Your secret garden, my new home.
For yours is the most beautiful,
the most amazing, the most wonderful

Let the angels hear you scream
Twining together our heat and steam
Ignore those words most foul,
For only you will I howl.

Thank you @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22
Fabulous.

 

[Poeticwolf]

All this poetry for pussy

It is worth so much more

 

[MissLabelled]

You were only saying what each of us was thinking.

You deliver salaciousness
@crazychemgirl delivers the crazy and occasionally chemistry
@Mr_bogey ……well he’s something

But your name is poetic and your title is wordsmith?

You have got to bring it every single post, you can’t take one off, the standard has been set. You are doing Ba’al’s work here and we thank you.

I brought you some special body wash as penance for yesterday as well, sorry buddy.

Aww, look at the two of you being all adorable.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Since the gauntlet has been tossed,
to show that my words were not lost,
I will endeavor with words I writ
to describe her pussy with wit.

Like a many petalled flower unfurled
a sanctuary from the many rocks hurled
The nectar like honey so sweet
If for only a taste, my life complete.

A hidden pearl that I ache to suck
twirling tongue, nibbling lips with luck.
Squeeze your inner walls so divine
You will have my thick juices in time.

Display for my eyes alone
Your secret garden, my new home.
For yours is the most beautiful,
the most amazing, the most wonderful

Let the angels hear you scream
Twining together our heat and steam
Ignore those words most foul,
For only you will I howl.

Shit, that even got me going.
You created this just this morning?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Some guys can. Not that I'd know if he can or not. It just sounded funny

Maybe I shoulda chosen yoga over Pilates?

Damn bait videos. Dont watch, you get the joke from the thumbnail. .

 

[Poeticwolf]

Shit, that even got me going.
You created this just this morning?

Just now, yes. It's a bit rough in parts, due to haste

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thank you @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22
Fabulous.

I’ll viciously mock almost anyone for you toots.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Aww, look at the two of you being all adorable.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Just now, yes. It's a bit rough in parts, due to haste

I'm quite impressed, I do not have the same mind or talent for words.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Also, just pointing out. I WAS universally nice and all I got from SOME people was “you’re such a suck-up”. Or “You’re such a wanker”

I want to say I completely support your right to post The New Radicals! I'm completely supporting...that.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is that even possible?

Oh wait... we're talking about @SirConradPeckereye, so anything is possible. Maybe he has his blowup doll helping with that.

Some guys can. Not that I'd know if he can or not. It just sounded funny

Maybe I shoulda chosen yoga over Pilates?

Oh the flexibility of youth, how I miss thee.