Sex & Shenanigans

[Poeticwolf]

Saaaame. My pussy is too delightful.

Sooo many thoughts in my head. Ohhh. Excuse me. I need to go take care of... something

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sooo many thoughts in my head. Ohhh. Excuse me. I need to go take care of... something

This doesn’t even rhyme, or have meter. Or nothing.

 

[AuntieDisco]

You feeling any better?

Thankfully yes, so much better

 

[Bry1313]

This doesn’t even rhyme, or have meter. Or nothing.

Yeah, that was hardly the work of a wordsmith

 

[Poeticwolf]

This doesn’t even rhyme, or have meter. Or nothing.

Have you seen her? Besides, I save my words of poetry for a private audience with a special lady

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, that was hardly the work of a wordsmith

Look, I’m not judging, but you put a name out there and you create certain expectation, I expect @AuntieDisco to sparkle like a disco ball , I expect @hotoldrguy to not know how to use the letter “e” (I’m assuming here). I expect @Lmizzler to, I dunno be from Missouri? Anyway, just some truth in advertising is all I want.

 

[Bry1313]

Have you seen her? Besides, I save my words of poetry for a private audience with a special lady

Haven’t seen any glimpses of @Amanda330, she’s quite demure. You must be a lucky one.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Have you seen her? Besides, I save my words of poetry for a private audience with a special lady

No, I lost my sight the first time I saw her angelic visage. Now the phone reads things to me. I hear poetry I want poetry.

 

[BrendaD]

Look, I’m not judging, but you put a name out there and you create certain expectation, I expect @AuntieDisco to sparkle like a disco ball , I expect @hotoldrguy to not know how to use the letter “e” (I’m assuming here). I expect @Lmizzler to, I dunno be from Missouri? Anyway, just some truth in advertising is all I want.

Sure, monkey boy. We understand.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sure, monkey boy. We understand.

I knew you would dear.

 

[Poeticwolf]

No, I lost my sight the first time I saw her angelic visage. Now the phone reads things to me. I hear poetry I want poetry.

I do take requests, but not from a monkey with an unusual interest in sex

 

[BrendaD]

Look, I’m not judging, but you put a name out there and you create certain expectation, I expect @AuntieDisco to sparkle like a disco ball , I expect @hotoldrguy to not know how to use the letter “e” (I’m assuming here). I expect @Lmizzler to, I dunno be from Missouri? Anyway, just some truth in advertising is all I want.

And... just in case you were wondering... @hotoldrguy is much more skilled with his "D"... the "e"? Doesn't matter.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I do take requests, but not from a monkey with an unusual interest in sex

Who’s been talking!?!?

 

[BrendaD]

I knew you would dear.

You knew I would go there... okay, I been played.

Still... worth it. We laughed, right?

 

[Bry1313]

No, I lost my sight the first time I saw her angelic visage. Now the phone reads things to me. I hear poetry I want poetry.

We all do my friend, and I thought we were gonna get some instead of cheap dime store thirst, it wasn’t even quality thirst. I expect more from a wordsmith.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I do take requests, but not from a monkey with an unusual interest in sex

It isn't unusual for a monkey to be interested in sex. I hate it when they start wanking at the zoo.

Also irritated when the animals in the enclosure do it too.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also, as an aside I’d like to applogoze for myself today. This is what happens when @Indie is not around to encourage my better nature and @crazychemgirl selfishly leaves to not absorb the brunt of it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It isn't unusual for a monkey to be interested in sex. I hate it when they start wanking at the zoo.

Also irritated when the animals in the enclosure do it too.

Stupid sexy flandeerrr monkeys.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And... just in case you were wondering... @hotoldrguy is much more skilled with his "D"... the "e"? Doesn't matter.

 

[Bry1313]

Also, as an aside I’d like to applogoze for myself today. This is what happens when @Indie is not around to encourage my better nature and @crazychemgirl selfishly leaves to not absorb the brunt of it

You were only saying what each of us was thinking.

You deliver salaciousness
@crazychemgirl delivers the crazy and occasionally chemistry
@Mr_bogey ……well he’s something

But your name is poetic and your title is wordsmith?

You have got to bring it every single post, you can’t take one off, the standard has been set. You are doing Ba’al’s work here and we thank you.

I brought you some special body wash as penance for yesterday as well, sorry buddy.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Look, I’m not judging, but you put a name out there and you create certain expectation, I expect @AuntieDisco to sparkle like a disco ball , I expect @hotoldrguy to not know how to use the letter “e” (I’m assuming here). I expect @Lmizzler to, I dunno be from Missouri? Anyway, just some truth in advertising is all I want.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Stupid sexy flandeerrr monkeys.

Heart of a bum

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Anyway back to @Amanda330 and her delightful pussy…

Shit I gotta hit the road. Ugggh work is the worst.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Mr_bogey ……well he’s something

He was going on the other day about boogers and golf clubs or something . I dunno, got bored before I finished.

 

[BrendaD]

You were only saying what each of us was thinking.

You deliver salaciousness
@crazychemgirl delivers the crazy and occasionally chemistry
@Mr_bogey ……well he’s something

So you and @SalaciousMonkey22 got me thinking about how that applies to other areas of life...

And now I'm wondering what Lady Marmalade does with her partners....

I don't speak French so maybe there is some sexy spreading of marmalade going on...

Oh Oh oh!!! @MissLabelled would know!!!

LaBelle - Lady Marmalade