Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

A few years back Urban Outfitters was selling a Kent state sweatshirt with blood stains on it. It was so heinous.

Wow. That’s fucked

 

[Photog1rl]

I'm 15 months older than my brother. He still reminds me I tried to kill him when I was 5.

Little brothers are known to make mountains out of molehills.

He's alive, right?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Thank you sir! Men are either terrified or fascinated by me. There isn't much middle ground

Women seem to love ya though

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes my penis. Run to me

I know you like a good penis drawing. That one was fitting for you.

 

[Photog1rl]

Wow. That’s fucked

Yep. It was unbelievable. They apologized but I never bought anything there again. Small personal boycott but it made me feel better. How did something like that ever get approved?

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[Photog1rl]

Crosby, Stills, and Nash were so good in concert. I've loved them my whole life.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It involved a football shaped toy box, me telling him to get in it, and me sitting on the lid so he couldn't get out.

He thought he would be suffocated...

My little brother decided hiding in the dryer during hide and seek was a good idea.

I was a good older brother. I only let him go around twice...

 

[Tigobitties98]

Nighty night folks!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I know you like a good penis drawing. That one was fitting for you.

I like to draw penises too

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yep. It was unbelievable. They apologized but I never bought anything there again. Small personal boycott but it made me feel better. How did something like that ever get approved?

Slipped through the corporate cracks of the urban outfitters chain of command

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nighty night folks!

Night Tiggly winks

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Holy fuck…as someone with preexisting conditions and at least one that hasn’t been diagnosed yet, that’s actually the sexiest damn thing I’ve ever seen

For you, I can even talk about universal health care just to set that Prime Ministerial tone

So fucking hot!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sorry - what was funny to me was the word twisting. I hate liars (I already went on a rant about that).

Please do not associate me with someone that condones lying to anyone.

Oh I know, the wasn’t for you, just the entire concept of lays of omission and the people who pull that shit (2 being from here)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Babe. Just ride it bareback. I know you can stay on that fucker sans stirrups

Indeed, it's textured just enough, I'm sure I could hold on if I clench just enough

Damn, I need to get one of those kegel video game sex toys Tig has

Okay, but have you ever had homemade ketchup? My sister makes it with tomatoes out of her garden, and I will eat that.

I have. While homemade ketchup from a trusted source did remove the ick-factor, I discovered I just lost the taste for it. Plus, BBQ sauce can do anything ketchup does, only better! Plus there are a ton of better sauces out there than ketchup

Canada is part of the British commonwealth, does this make him a turncoat???

Wait, if there’s a Brit I want to fuck 4x a day every day, what does that make me?!

 

[positiveflirt]

Wait, if there’s a Brit I want to fuck 4x a day every day, what does that make me?!

Lit appropriate

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That’s the second different Britney confused emoji I’ve gotten this week.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Lit appropriate

Ooh maybe two Brits

 

[vagrantx]

Morning party people

 

[deft]

Morning party people

G'morning!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It used to be razor thin, but since being on here, it's expanded quite a bit! In person, I'm attracted to gentleman of indeterminate ethnic origin. Bonus points for being bilingual. On Lit, be clever, intelligent & amusing, and we'll see

Bon soir ma cher.

*Waits for @UnquietDreams to ask Tig if she wants unleaded gas, in French*

I consider myself very Midwestern and I don't even thick I could do that ..
I love ketchup...
I think it's missing a protein.... Like something ground....

Ketchup has more of a certain protein source than you might think

 

[vagrantx]

Potion of Duplication
What would your weekend look like?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Chronic case of men-weren't-taught-to-care-for-their-skin-itis. It's an epidemic!

Fucking truth!

 

[Lord Pmann]

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Awwww. I’m completely harmless and “no longer a threat to society”, says my parole officer AND a judge. I dare you to find someone with better references.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

After yesterday's abysmal day, today is looking to be much, much better!
Fair warning: I'm going to be obnoxiously chipper today.

https://imgur.com/FCjmZNp

*disclaimer: I am not actually in Baltimore