Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Who knew @Mr_bogey was just showing us his highly evolved form

 

[Tigobitties98]

Get me a saddle, I wan a ride that Pokémon!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Let’s see…there’s Cockatar
And… @OrdinaryPerson has them all in her cockadex.

Aka my dickalogue

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Get me a saddle, I wan a ride that Pokémon!

I feel like to ride him properly, he'd have to suffocate? But what a way to go

 

[MissLabelled]

Get me a saddle, I wan a ride that Pokémon!

It’s a fire type so any burning sensation is to be expected.

 

[Tigobitties98]

I feel like to ride him properly, he'd have to suffocate? But what a way to go

You never know, he might like it

 

[Tigobitties98]

It’s a fire type so any burning sensation is to be expected.

As long as it doesn't burn when he pees

 

[UnquietDreams]

You do understand the politeness gene turns off when a Canadian hears the word "war" right...?

We'll frame it as a "disagreement."

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Get me a saddle, I wan a ride that Pokémon!

Babe. Just ride it bareback. I know you can stay on that fucker sans stirrups

 

[Tigobitties98]

Babe. Just ride it bareback. I know you can stay on that fucker sans stirrups

Indeed, it's textured just enough, I'm sure I could hold on if I clench just enough

 

[UnquietDreams]

As much as I want to unleash hell now.

I will politely say educate yourself on something OTHER than an American textbook.

This is NOT a fight you want...

Dude, I was raised on an American textbook. It doesn't say that there either. We were fully cognizant of how much Canada fought and bleed, and how important they were. Hell, my junior high teacher did a whole week on Juno Beach.

Just saying.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do you add Tapatio to it? Makes it infinitely superior.

I’m a cholula guy.

I’m a Valentina or Marie a Sharp’s kinda gal, but Tapatio is okay in a pinch too

We don’t yuck others yum in here Monkey man …

Since fucking when?!?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Indeed, it's textured just enough, I'm sure I could hold on if zi clench just enough

I just kicked my feet laughing at this. @BrendaD cue the gif!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay, I actually hate ketchup more than you then! But I’m not sorry they use it to pick on you instead of me Will still “” on your behalf though


Yup. Oddly enough, I hate ketchup and mayo, but kinda like 1000 Island on burgers, especially with extra dill relish and cayenne

Okay, but have you ever had homemade ketchup? My sister makes it with tomatoes out of her garden, and I will eat that.

 

[GSDom]

Indeed, it's textured just enough, I'm sure I could hold on if zi clench just enough

All of that strength was bound to help at some point. This is YOUR moment!

Clench that co…. Uhhhh….have a great night!

 

[BrendaD]

I just kicked my feet laughing at this. @BrendaD cue the gif!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

THATS THE ONE!!! Thank you Bear!

 

[BrendaD]

THATS THE ONE!!! Thank you Bear!

You have shared regular pics of yourself with me and you are cuter than she is, but that one still makes me think of you every time I see it anyway.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You have shared regular pics of yourself with me and you are cuter than she is, but that one still makes me think of you every time I see it anyway.

1) purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2) i feel like that gif. The shoes, the attitude. The popcorn… that girl is my sister from another mister

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Dude, I was raised on an American textbook. It doesn't say that there either. We were fully cognizant of how much Canada fought and bleed, and how important they were. Hell, my junior high teacher did a whole week on Juno Beach.

Just saying.

Canadian ass kisser

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok. To be fair, there are plenty of Canadian asses around here I would love to kiss…. And some tits. And cocks

 

[Tigobitties98]

Canadian ass kisser

Canada is part of the British commonwealth, does this make him a turncoat???

 

[UnquietDreams]

Canadian ass kisser

Depending on the Canadian I can go further than kissing...

 

[MissLabelled]

Canadian ass kisser

Offers up her Canadian ass.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Offers up her Canadian ass.

Case in point.