Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

You and I both know that long term wisdom doesn’t always trump the prospect of immediate wittiness.

Yes. I know.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Alrighty fuckers
I'd say it's about my bed time!
Let's do it again tomorrow!

 

[Tigobitties98]

Jerk.

This is why I begged the powers that be that my first would be a daughter. Older brothers suck.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My skin can get pretty dry, so after I'm done in the bubble tub, I oil up with a sesame seed oil based body oil. It absorbs quickly & I used to love it how it smelled too, until my brother Saud to me one day "whatever you've got on smells like urinal pucks". Now I buy fragrance free...

Well that explains some of why you’re the little sister you are I’m probably lucky my older sister was a lot older.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Alrighty fuckers
I'd say it's about my bed time!
Let's do it again tomorrow!

Good night!

 

[Bbl87]

My skin can get pretty dry, so after I'm done in the bubble tub, I oil up with a sesame seed oil based body oil. It absorbs quickly & I used to love it how it smelled too, until my brother Saud to me one day "whatever you've got on smells like urinal pucks". Now I buy fragrance free...

I deal with pretty dry skin as well, I have some lotion I like but I almost never use it because I'm stupid and just forget.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have a friend who has an older and a younger brother and they were both pretty rotten to her, but she held her own and did some pretty decent pay back

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes. I know.

But it makes us cute af too.

Usually.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is why I begged the powers that be that my first would be a daughter. Older brothers suck.

My little sister adores me!

Now.

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm 15 months older than my brother. He still reminds me I tried to kill him when I was 5.

 

[Tigobitties98]

I deal with pretty dry skin as well, I have some lotion I like but I almost never use it because I'm stupid and just forget.

Chronic case of men-weren't-taught-to-care-for-their-skin-itis. It's an epidemic!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm 15 months older than my brother. He still reminds me I tried to kill him when I was 5.

This….tracks

 

[Tigobitties98]

My little sister adores me!

Now.

I only have brothers. It sucked, royally. However, the advantage is that I've got a pretty thick skin, I'm almost impossible to intimidate & can stand up for myself in most any situation, which no one expects from a short-ish lady with full hair & makeup done. I do so enjoy the surprise when bullies realize there's a brain & spine in this body, not just nice tits

 

[GSDom]

I only have brothers. It sucked, royally. However, the advantage is that I've got a pretty thick skin, I'm almost impossible to intimidate & can stand up for myself in most any situation, which no one expects from a short-ish lady with full hair & makeup done. I do so enjoy the surprise when bullies realize there's a brain & spine in this body, not just nice tits

I mean….you’re a complete package

 

[Tigobitties98]

I mean….you’re a complete package

Thank you sir! Men are either terrified or fascinated by me. There isn't much middle ground

 

[HeavyBalls]

Chronic case of men-weren't-taught-to-care-for-their-skin-itis. It's an epidemic!

Not wrong...

 

[GSDom]

Thank you sir! Men are either terrified or fascinated by me. There isn't much middle ground

Color me fascinated.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I only have brothers. It sucked, royally. However, the advantage is that I've got a pretty thick skin, I'm almost impossible to intimidate & can stand up for myself in most any situation, which no one expects from a short-ish lady with full hair & makeup done. I do so enjoy the surprise when bullies realize there's a brain & spine in this body, not just nice tits

So, you're saying you're the whole package?
We pretty much figured that out already.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Present

only, this time, it's different...

Who left the fridge open?

(SALUTES the General)

I fucking love you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I only have brothers. It sucked, royally. However, the advantage is that I've got a pretty thick skin, I'm almost impossible to intimidate & can stand up for myself in most any situation, which no one expects from a short-ish lady with full hair & makeup done. I do so enjoy the surprise when bullies realize there's a brain & spine in this body, not just nice tits

I know. And I know that it wasn’t an all
Brothers thing. And that the only reason I’m as decent an older brother as I am is the aforementioned older sisters. And even then I was like 40 before “putting up with me” wasn’t a thing they had to regularly do

 

[Taegul]

I only have brothers. It sucked, royally. However, the advantage is that I've got a pretty thick skin, I'm almost impossible to intimidate & can stand up for myself in most any situation, which no one expects from a short-ish lady with full hair & makeup done. I do so enjoy the surprise when bullies realize there's a brain & spine in this body, not just nice tits

Huh? What? Sorry, I was staring at your AV...

 

[HarryHill]

There's a general?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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Yes my penis. Run to me

 

[Jaws82]

Yes my penis. Run to me

Coming your way

 

[Tigobitties98]

Huh? What? Sorry, I was staring at your AV...

You would have loved me in high-school, I catch you staring, I'd squeeze my boobs with my upper arms and make my cleavage talk to you