DarkSimian
RONIN
- Joined
- Mar 26, 2011
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Used to suffer with alopecia. After the hair club for men, now look at him.
Is lactose intolerant
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Used to suffer with alopecia. After the hair club for men, now look at him.
Is lactose intolerant
Wants to marry Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman) so she can be Queen of Wakanda
Can't seem to get over wanting to suck on those candy pacifier rings.
I'm teething
Thinks James Brown's Birthday should be a National Holiday (and day off from work)
Thinks Pantsless Wednesday should be a thingGoes to Comic Con dressed as Wonder Woman.
Thinks Pantsless Wednesday should be a thing
Was warned about going out without undies on. Stuff needs not to come out of your short shorts.
His single biggest regret is not seeing Rod Stewart in concert.
Loves doing single digit addition problems - gets about 75% of them correct!
When he shops at the store...he has a cart that has a GPS system for the aisles...he'll never get lost.
I need that! Lol
Shops for her groceries in alphabetical order - sometimes it takes her two hours to get 15 items going back and forth through the isles!
(Maybe we should shop together....lol)
Plays hop Scotch on each aisle at the store...using chips for the bean bag...
He's eaten way too many rum cakes.. Loo
Likes to make "cake" - there's usually no rum left when it's time to add it to the batter!
Has a craving be covered in maple syrup and have the chippendales lick it off.
Drives the wrong way down one-way streets on purpose!
Deserves to be face slapped in over 10,000 universes
He loves wearing silk boxers
All he wants for Christmas is to learn to tie his shoe. Of course with Velcro straps, that's going to be hard to do.
He will be driving in the Literotica Christmas Parade, who knows what the balloon will be...Dear Lord! lol