Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[PapaRomantic]

She resides in a convent

Once a year, he accidentally shows up for work with his underwear on the outside of his pants.

 

[kimbalee]

wears Days of the Week panties... on the wrong days... on purpose!

 

[Taegul]

She loves to go bowling and tries to hit the pins in 3 bounces or less.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Is so frugal he takes hormone pills so he can milk his own nipples. Nothing like getting it fresh from the source.

 

[Taegul]

Is so frugal he takes hormone pills so he can milk his own nipples. Nothing like getting it fresh from the source.

She was voted her high school football team's MVP 4 years in a row.

 

[papadoc19]

He is in fact very serious

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Gets very giddy and talkative leading up to Christmas...

 

[Taegul]

She eats ice cream straight out of their containers....at Baskin Robbins.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Time for Taegul to put on that Christmas red g-string with the tiny little nativity scene on the front.

 

[HBergeron]

She doesn't have awesome cleavage
She isn't every man's walking wet dream
She cannot control the minds of men with a wiggle of her hips
She is not a loving, gracious wonderful woman
She does not have my thanks for welcoming me as a friend
(These are lies, right?)

 

[LanguageOfLove]

She doesn't have awesome cleavage
She isn't every man's walking wet dream
She cannot control the minds of men with a wiggle of her hips
She is not a loving, gracious wonderful woman
She does not have my thanks for welcoming me as a friend
(These are lies, right?)

She does not know how to give compliments at all (Lie thread!) lol

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Loves to pee only wearing those fishnets...

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Loves to pee only wearing those fishnets...

Sings Do Re Mi every time she walks up the stairs...and when she gets to the top, she sings it backwards

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Sings Do Re Mi every time she walks up the stairs...and when she gets to the top, she sings it backwards

For some reason, she can't get the national anthem for Canada out of her mind...

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

How do you know?

Only eats Durian flavor ice cream

Has an affinity for ice cream as breakfast

 

[LanguageOfLove]

For some reason, she can't get the national anthem for Canada out of her mind...

LOL

Every time you put bread in the toaster, when it pops up you always shout "Shazam!"

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

LOL

Every time you put bread in the toaster, when it pops up you always shout "Shazam!"

Likes to dress up as a dominatrix for selfies

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Likes to dress up as a dominatrix for selfies

LOL I could see that...Not!

When she walks on the sidewalk, she starts to walk real slow and then starts snapping, jazz style

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

LOL I could see that...Not!

When she walks on the sidewalk, she starts to walk real slow and then starts snapping, jazz style

(I don't walk, I strut!!!...lol)

Likes to hula hoop while shaking her right foot and left hand in the air...

 

[HBergeron]

(I don't walk, I strut!!!...lol)

Likes to hula hoop while shaking her right foot and left hand in the air...

She is not my sweet thing

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

She is not my sweet thing

I've got nothing at the moment

 

[HBergeron]

I've got nothing at the moment

She has something (but it's really really naughty)

 

[bunny4med]

She has something (but it's really really naughty)

cubist brother of Tom Bergeron

 

[William_James]

cubist brother of Tom Bergeron

^ Wears bunny slippers made of real bunnies.

 

[LostGirlTink]

^ Wears bunny slippers made of real bunnies.

Has no interest in having an AV at all.