🎁🎄 What is Krampus bringing the person above you? 🎄🎁

[MrPersonManGuy]

A case of Pedialyte and 24 hours free of responsibilities

A nuclear powered laser pointer

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Six dozen rotten eggs.

 

[Btq97]

Half a glasses chain

 

[__Nathan1968]

A latex replica of your own penis, only smaller but more magnificent.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Endless hiccups.

 

[Biggalute]

Terribly offensive wind, I blame the dried fruit in the Christmas pud

 

[Btq97]

Several empty whisky bottles

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

A CD that does nothing but skip.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

A violet wand.

 

[ABiGuy84]

The Largest Pet Rock Collection.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Owl pellets.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Sticky Blue Eyeshadow