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Is lactose intolerant
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Is lactose intolerant
BlackCaramelCreme
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Has the plumber on speed dial for shower backups.
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Wants to marry Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman) so she can be Queen of Wakanda
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Can't seem to get over wanting to suck on those candy pacifier rings.
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I'm teething
Thinks James Brown's Birthday should be a National Holiday (and day off from work)
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I'm teething
Thinks James Brown's Birthday should be a National Holiday (and day off from work)
Goes to Comic Con dressed as Wonder Woman.
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Thinks Pantsless Wednesday should be a thing
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Was warned about going out without undies on. Stuff needs not to come out of your short shorts.
Cwtchseeker
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Has secretly recorded stuff coming out of his short shorts
PapaRomantic
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Loves doing single digit addition problems - gets about 75% of them correct!
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When he shops at the store...he has a cart that has a GPS system for the aisles...he'll never get lost.
I need that! Lol
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Shops for her groceries in alphabetical order - sometimes it takes her two hours to get 15 items going back and forth through the isles!
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Shops for her groceries in alphabetical order - sometimes it takes her two hours to get 15 items going back and forth through the isles!
(Maybe we should shop together....lol)
Plays hop Scotch on each aisle at the store...using chips for the bean bag...
He's eaten way too many rum cakes.. Loo
PapaRomantic
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Likes to make "cake" - there's usually no rum left when it's time to add it to the batter!
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Likes to soak his brisket in Johnny Walker Black for an authentic taste. Keeps seeing people from AA meetings come to get some leftovers as a result.
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Has a craving be covered in maple syrup and have the chippendales lick it off.
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Only wears granny pants.
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Drives the wrong way down one-way streets on purpose!
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Deserves to be face slapped in over 10,000 universes
Pantyboy74
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Steals Cucumbers in his underpants
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All he wants for Christmas is to learn to tie his shoe. Of course with Velcro straps, that's going to be hard to do.
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He will be driving in the Literotica Christmas Parade, who knows what the balloon will be...Dear Lord! lol
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Wants to set up a synchronized swimming routine that surrounds her island.
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