Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[DarkSimian]

Wants to set up a synchronized swimming routine that surrounds her island.

Is really late night radio host Delilah

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Happily skips around town with a huge smile and a butt plug in place.

 

[DarkSimian]

Happily skips around town with a huge smile and a butt plug in place.

Wants to change her name to "Carolina", so she can tell her bf that" Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina, in the morning...."

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Likes to dance even though when he does, it looks like he's going through a violent seizure.

 

[DarkSimian]

Likes to dance even though when he does, it looks like he's going through a violent seizure.

Said she wanted to play doctor, but then wouldn't accept my $10 copay

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Said she wanted to play doctor, but then wouldn't accept my $10 copay

(Because it's a $20 copay, everyone knows that)

Clears a room after meetings with a "silent killer" fart.

 

[papadoc19]

She is lactose intolerant

 

[PapaRomantic]

She is lactose intolerant

Has memorized PI to 69 places, thinking that will really excite women.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Has memorized PI to 69 places, thinking that will really excite women.

He likes to go fishing, but he can't catch any....all he does is say "Here fishy fishy fishy" lol

 

[PapaRomantic]

He likes to go fishing, but he can't catch any....all he does is say "Here fishy fishy fishy" lol

POUNCE!

She's always wanted to drive a dump truck, and just dump shit all over the place!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

POUNCE!

She's always wanted to drive a dump truck, and just dump shit all over the place!

Oh yeah! lol He always wanted to drive the ice cream truck, just so he can he can dance to the twinkie music on the truck! So there!

LOL

 

[DarkSimian]

Oh yeah! lol He always wanted to drive the ice cream truck, just so he can he can dance to the twinkie music on the truck! So there!

LOL

Is easily tongue tied

 

[PapaRomantic]

Is easily tongue tied

Hates all country music, but listens anyway, since it's a state law in Texas.

 

[DarkSimian]

Has a ten gallon hat just in case "Urban Cowboy" ever has a revival

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Has a ten gallon hat just in case "Urban Cowboy" ever has a revival

He gets regular pedicures and loves the color florescent green with glitter because it looks good with the blue fur.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Has a ten gallon hat just in case "Urban Cowboy" ever has a revival

Still has a "My Little Pony" on his bedside table.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Has a ten gallon hat just in case "Urban Cowboy" ever has a revival

Before he sneezes, he roars like a lion, shaking the windows and glasses....

 

[PapaRomantic]

That got crazy all of a sudden!

He gets regular pedicures and loves the color florescent green with glitter because it looks good with the blue fur.

That's not lipstick - it's tangy BBQ sauce, a surprise for the next guy who kisses her!

Before he sneezes, he roars like a lion, shaking the windows and glasses....

Where shiny green panties under white linen slacks - just to be a little "Christmas" naughty!

 

[LanguageOfLove]

That got crazy all of a sudden!




That's not lipstick - it's tangy BBQ sauce, a surprise for the next guy who kisses her!




Where shiny green panties under white linen slacks - just to be a little "Christmas" naughty!

Its a face off! lol

When he does sprints in a race, he wears springs in his shoes so he can jump ten feet high over the hurdles...

 

[PapaRomantic]

Its a face off! lol

When he does sprints in a race, he wears springs in his shoes so he can jump ten feet high over the hurdles...

Drinking Shirley Temple shooters all day has her feeling like she's just got to dance!

 

[de_valmont]

Its a face off! lol

When he does sprints in a race, he wears springs in his shoes so he can jump ten feet high over the hurdles...

Loves to play dangerous games with fire, the burning wood type, and the type that makes hearts and sex bump.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Loves to play dangerous games with fire, the burning wood type, and the type that makes hearts and sex bump.

I do like a good fire...

With the fire burning, he throws in his bed so he can buy a brand knew one, with a better canopy

 

[PapaRomantic]

I do like a good fire...

With the fire burning, he throws in his bed so he can buy a brand knew one, with a better canopy

Thinks all of the animal crackers in the package look like bears.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Thinks all of the animal crackers in the package look like bears.

Likes to barbeque in the nude. Has quite the following...

 

[lurkingguy1978]

Likes to barbeque in the nude. Has quite the following...

Skydives with a parachute shaped like boobs.