EndlessNameless
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Actually I was born in Texas boobear....so...now what?
I'll...still be fucking Texas???
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Actually I was born in Texas boobear....so...now what?
I lived in Texas for a few years when I was a young GI full of piss and vinegar. I used to tell my Texan friends, "if I owned Texas and I owned hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in hell."
I got this as a response, "you done let your 427 mouth get ahead of your 4 cylinder brain." It's funnier if you say it in a deep in the hearta drawl.
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Don't fucking send me pictures of your dick without asking if I want to see it.
Because: I DON'T.
Better yet...wait til I ask to see it. WHICH WON'T HAPPEN EITHER.
The more you know.
LOL! I fucking love you!!
That will so work....I'm pretty lovable...if you like smart asses, bitches, take no bullshit and call 'em like you see 'em types Oh...with long hair and huge boobs...yeah that too.
I'm pretty lovable...if you like smart asses, bitches, take no bullshit and call 'em like you see 'em types Oh...with long hair and huge boobs...yeah that too.
How you doin' dollface?
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Don't fucking send me pictures of your dick without asking if I want to see it.
Because: I DON'T.
Better yet...wait til I ask to see it. WHICH WON'T HAPPEN EITHER.
The more you know.
I'm pretty lovable...if you like smart asses, bitches, take no bullshit and call 'em like you see 'em types Oh...with long hair and huge boobs...yeah that too.
How you doin' dollface?
And all them reasons pretty much sums up my reasons!
And doing great, another trip to Vermont! At least it's not a birthday this time how's you doing? Other then being a sexy as hell smart ass! I got the thoughts life was a bit messed for you for a few days. I might have been reading into it to much tho
I am married to one like you but alot taller. She does not want to see other cocks either. (but she does not have your ass!!)
I am married to one like you but alot taller. She does not want to see other cocks either. (but she does not have your ass!!)
You know you love my cock.
That will so work....
You are one sexy woman!!!! even when you are not alone you find a way to be sooooooo sexy!!!!
I totally get this! I lived in San Antonio for awhile.. young and broke I found the Texas experience utter hell! I'm from a smallish Midwestern city but even I could not stand the slow slow pace... maybe I was just with the wrong Texans. .... that and in 1998 I spent my last $25 on a bottle of beer and a shot of tequila. ... stupid river walk! and And ANd AND the stupid Alamo isn't even the real Alamo! ! I know it was all war ravaged and shit but come on!! It doesn't even have a basement!! Poor poor pee-wee.
I'll...still be fucking Texas???
you are right. This is as good as it gets.
Would that be a smart ass or her sexy ass
LOL no...
I think people misread my comment.
I said I wasn't feeling Lit. And I said a couple days back that I wasn't in good form...
Not feeling Lit yesterday because I wasn't feeling like being nice to douche bags And I wasn't in good form because I had been hitting the bottle for three days in a row and I was super hung over hahaha...
You missed the Lit drinking party I staged. It was fun!
I missed the live show but I caught it in reruns. It was a pretty funny read. Would have been fun to have been live. Not sure I would have got nude tho, no one wants to see this naked!
Well...I might have made an exception ...it was fun.
Not a lot of privacy here this morning. So...this is as good as it gets.
For the dude who wanted to see Little Black Dress and Slutty red lips...well...can't do anything about that right now. I have some leftovers from the mirror pics which are in the archives. But I happened to be wearing a LBD that day and tons of red lipstick. So...here ya go...best I can do right now.
For the dude who wanted to see Little Black Dress and Slutty red lips...well...can't do anything about that right now. I have some leftovers from the mirror pics which are in the archives. But I happened to be wearing a LBD that day and tons of red lipstick. So...here ya go...best I can do right now.
Great pics! I love the mirror shots!!
I didn't know you were taking requests now...you should PM me!!
hahaha...I'm not you goon. I just happened to have those that I never posted.