Isolated blurts about Sex etc

The buttplug I ordered is too big. And it was the small size for that line. u_u
 
The good girl in me won't let me do the wrong thing on purpose just to see what will happen. :/
 
The buttplug I ordered is too big. And it was the small size for that line. u_u

Every one I've ordered online has either been too small or too big. I got a "medium" one that was huge?
I want to design a line called "Goldilocks plugs, they're juuuust right"
 
I've recently tried to find porn featuring girls/characters of ambiguous gender that have no genitals and can only do anal and oral. Reasons being that I've been thinking, lately, about how nice it might be to be without such myself, and I want to sell both myself and the husband on the idea. (Yes, I've got issues with being able to find my own gender expression attractive and erotic and I'd like to fix that.)

I couldn't find jack shit. :mad:

Except for a single OVA, 'Nymphs of the Stratosphere', but the "nymphs" look very stereotypically female despite not having genitals. We're going to sit down and watch it next time I visit. Which, at the very least, could turn out to be an entertaining evening of the comedic variety. :B

(I guess I've got to get back to drawing my own porn imagery if not even rule 34 can save me here...)

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KoPilot, just curious :) is this more of a look you could get into?
 
It very is! Is that your drawing?

Oh, good! f^_^; it is mine, but it's not very good. I remembered the posts from here and thought while I had some time I'd draw something up real quick. I'm happy it's more what you're looking for.

When I did a quick search, I didn't find too much so I came up with this. It's rough around the edges, but I think it gets the point across.

I was wondering about some kind of anal/oral scene. I've never drawn something like that, so it'll be an experiment.(^ω^)
 
Ahh, awesome! It's so cool that you'd draw that for me/the thread. :>

Ooh, we should start a Lit drawing club... a new theme for everyone to tackle every week or every other week?
 
Ahh, awesome! It's so cool that you'd draw that for me/the thread. :>

Ooh, we should start a Lit drawing club... a new theme for everyone to tackle every week or every other week?

Drawing is something I've always done as a way to relax. I don't have much inspiration lately so this is a nice way to do that. Generally I like drawing women so this was really interesting. I look forward to new ideas :D Thank you for helping me to find a new subject.

A drawing club sounds awesome! (*^o^*) how would we come up with themes? Where should it be? One of the visual artist areas or here in the cafe?

This is a great idea :D
 
Drawing is something I've always done as a way to relax. I don't have much inspiration lately so this is a nice way to do that. Generally I like drawing women so this was really interesting. I look forward to new ideas :D Thank you for helping me to find a new subject.

A drawing club sounds awesome! (*^o^*) how would we come up with themes? Where should it be? One of the visual artist areas or here in the cafe?

This is a great idea :D

Let's start a thread in the cafe :D

(I REALLY need an excuse to get back into drawing erotic art. My interest in sex has pretty much gone down to zero since going on SSRIs.)
 
I had a dream last night that I'd tried using my bike pump for... anal inflation?

It was totally foolproof at the time!
 
I had a dream last night that I'd tried using my bike pump for... anal inflation?

It was totally foolproof at the time!

I tried to picture that scenario in my head, and I couldn't get past the inevitable fartacular conclusion. I suppose some people are into that...
 
I'd call those blurts 'sex adjacent,' myself. If that.

But then, I know that I'm less sensitive to dainty hints than the average bear. :confused:
 
I've been wanking with Tiger Balm and clothespins lately, along with a hardass little Pocket Rocket. And I've found a set of nerve endings at the base of my clit that make me feel like... can't come, can't stop trying.

Anyone else notice that kind of anomaly on themselves?

And anyone know how I can show my partners what I mean, and what I want them to do with it? Getting people to pay attention to minutiae is so frustrating, sometimes.
 
I've been wanking with Tiger Balm and clothespins lately, along with a hardass little Pocket Rocket. And I've found a set of nerve endings at the base of my clit that make me feel like... can't come, can't stop trying.

Anyone else notice that kind of anomaly on themselves?

And anyone know how I can show my partners what I mean, and what I want them to do with it? Getting people to pay attention to minutiae is so frustrating, sometimes.

I have no idea, Mister does it on accident. There's just a spot that feels great but just isn't what's needed for orgasm.

I use that feeling to continuously tease myself when solo. I don't think it can be taught. It might be better if your partners never find your orgasm limbo spot.

Maybe, since you know exactly where it is you could show them and tell them to tease you relentlessly?

Haven't used tiger balm but I've defintely had experience with some Icey hot type substances. Love that cool burn :D
 
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