MorlockIam
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It's what happens when unicorns cum.Why are there so many rainbows?
Where is there a good shoe shop?
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It's what happens when unicorns cum.Why are there so many rainbows?
Real as anything you’ve seen while in the throes of your fifth major orgasm within the last hour.Do you want the job there for the upskirts or the smell of the soles? Is it really the right job for you, pretty difficult working with a hardon all day
Are unicorns real?
That's a new one to me, I'm guessing it's nothing like a rusty trumbone...?The same place you buy it a ball gag and clamps!
Have you ever done handstands on a unicycle?
Improve your tonguing and put more vibrato in your lips if want to make your strumpet sound better. Oh, you said 'trumpet;' it doesn't matter, it's the same for either.That's a new one to me, I'm guessing it's nothing like a rusty trumbone...?
How do you make a trumpet sound better?
Always. And the crumpets should be licked clean. And always swallowed.Improve your tonguing and put more vibrato in your lips if want to make your strumpet sound better. Oh, you said 'trumpet;' it doesn't matter, it's the same for either.
Should you serve clotted cream with crumpets?
Always. And the crumpets should be licked clean. And always swallowed.
Is there a wrong way to eat a creampuff?
My gf tells me it's like comparing apples and oranges; it's not a question of 'better;' it's a question of differences. She says John's long one is very hot and spicy, and great when your in the mood for a hot load, but a thick chocolate Ă©clair offers a burst of sweet French cream. And a cannoli? Why she's says that's fantastic when you want some really thick sweet cream.Yes. By shoving it up your own ass.
Shoving it up your partner's ass, and then eating it from there is perfectly fine. And using it as a make-shift fleshlight is okay too, as long as you make sure that it's not a hot-pepper creampuff.
Which tastes better, a long john, an eclaire, or a cannoli?
The answer is complex. Apparently he was a little man with a very big dick. He's rumored to have had up to a thousand women between his sheets during his campaigns.My gf tells me it's like comparing apples and oranges; it's not a question of 'better;' it's a question of differences. She says John's long one is very hot and spicy, and great when your in the mood for a hot load, but a thick chocolate Ă©clair offers a burst of sweet French cream. And a cannoli? Why she's says that's fantastic when you want some really thick sweet cream.
Why do the French call a 'Napoleon' une 'mille-feuilles?'
I know his wife. She lied to him.The answer is complex. Apparently he was a little man with a very big dick. He's rumored to have had up to a thousand women between his sheets during his campaigns.
Why was Alexander great?
Seven for paternity and child support; four for harassment; and three for defamation.I know his wife. She lied to him.
How many suits does Ironman have?
Good question: The slide initially, gently but firmly.Well really, if she didn't want his cum shot all over her glasses she should have taken them off. Still, better than getting cum in your contact lenses.
The slide or the swing?
I said...Good question: The slide initially, gently but firmly.
The ultimate goal however, is to have them balls a-swingin' and a-slappin' with both of us a-whoopin' and a-hollerin' to wake the dead!
What about that bridge?
They'll get to that when they cum to it.I said...
When will they fix the bridge?
To let the other doggers know to cum on over.They'll get to that when they cum to it.
Why does my car make squeaking noises?
I don’t mind doing it doggy to a pussy!To let the other doggers know to cum on over.
Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Daylight Savings Time gives you an extra hour of darkness after work to indulge your kinks.I don’t mind doing it doggy to a pussy!
What’s up with daytime savings time?
That's when your wife moons you in front of your son. I feel I have to add 'adult' son.Daylight Savings Time gives you an extra hour of darkness after work to indulge your kinks.
What is a solar eclipse?
That's when your wife moons you in front of your son. I feel I have to add 'adult' son.
When is the next blue moon?
Because her husband came home from the night shift before you left, and he's seeing red at you in his bed.The eight year old boy walks up to his father and says "Hey, Dad. Do you know what happens during a solar eclipse?"
The father replies "No, son."
As soon as your online order for body paint arrives.
Why should sailors take warning when there's a red sun in the morning?
To tie flyn to his bed naked and ride himThe farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.
Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?
Doing 69 is one way.Because her husband came home from the night shift before you left, and he's seeing red at you in his bed.
How do you manage a ménage?