Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[VerbalRK]

It rhymes with 'munching,' and is the pussy eating capitol of the world.

Let's go with Egypt, what's so great about it?

They got statues of cocks they call obelisks.

Why are meteorologists wrong so often?

 

[Nerdyjerkoff]

They got statues of cocks they call obelisks.

Why are meteorologists wrong so often?

Because it is one of the few times a guy can promise 8in and a woman might be happy with 3…

How did your last family gathering go?

 

[nerdboy1000]

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Because it is one of the few times a guy can promise 8in and a woman might be happy with 3…

How did your last family gathering go?

In circles! We used up 10 gallons of lube, and everyone had a turn with everyone else.

How often do you clean your glasses?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

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In circles! We used up 10 gallons of lube, and everyone had a turn with everyone else.

How often do you clean your glasses?

Glass dildos should be thoroughly cleaned as often as they're thoroughly used.

When is a cup not a cup?

 

[Lilianna23]

When it depends on what it's filled with! Not all cups are the same size.

How many spoons do we need?

 

[Guido414]

When it depends on what it's filled with! Not all cups are the same size.

How many spoons do we need?

Just one, my cock pressed up against your ass.

Why is there so much wood in my backyard?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Just one, my cock pressed up against your ass.

Why is there so much wood in my backyard?

Ouch! Sounds painful. Maybe don't drink till you pass out next time.

What's your favorite piece of furniture?

 

[nerdboy1000]

Ouch! Sounds painful. Maybe don't drink till you pass out next time.

What's your favorite piece of furniture?

A multitoy symbian, of course! We can both get a vibe in the ass, while still becoming free to do further things with front genitals. An advanced model that also acts like a mechanical bull puts the cherry on top..,

Second choice is a chaise lounge because it provides support for almost all positions listed in the Kama Sutra.

What’s your favorite scent to put in your car after you’ve had it detailed?

 

[Nerdyjerkoff]

The scent of orgasms and sex in every seat that we can.

What is your favorite anime?

 

[nerdboy1000]

The scent of orgasms and sex in every seat that we can.

What is your favorite anime?

Annie Mae is a pretty good lay, but
Mary Sue really gives it to you.

Why do they put pickles in hamburgers?

 

[NEOhio1972]

Annie Mae is a pretty good lay, but
Mary Sue really gives it to you.

Why do they put pickles in hamburgers?

If there is a better place for me to put my pickle, I am open to suggestions!!!!

What kind of buns are your favorite?

 

[marriedbigrl]

Toasted, with a big sausage and some sauce between them

What's your favorite flower?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Toasted, with a big sausage and some sauce between them

What's your favorite flower?

The Hymen, of course; such a pretty pink, and then red when its petals are broken.

What is a runners favorite starting position?

 

[Nerdyjerkoff]

The Hymen, of course; such a pretty pink, and then red when its petals are broken.

What is a runners favorite starting position?

Head down, ass up, and ready to be dripping wet

What tv show do you want remade?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Head down, ass up, and ready to be dripping wet

What tv show do you want remade?

It's an old one about some banker who's haunted by two ghosts - a dude and his hot wife. It was called "Top Her."

What's the proper thing to give up for Lent?

 

[nerdboy1000]

It's an old one about some banker who's haunted by two ghosts - a dude and his hot wife. It was called "Top Her."

What's the proper thing to give up for Lent?

Lentils!

There’s no reason to have beans with your Franks…

Frank, Franky, and Francine are all that I need.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating his Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out what?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Lentils!

There’s no reason to have beans with your Franks…

Frank, Franky, and Francine are all that I need.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating his Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out what?

Turd nugget
And said "I forget... is it one or two in the stink?"

What are curds and whey?

 

[MargotPayge]

What are curds and whey?

What the spider put inside her.

Why was Jack such a good boy?

 

[jason28053]

What the spider put inside her.

Why was Jack such a good boy?

He went up the hill with Jill

Why was Mary so contrary?

 

[nerdboy1000]

He went up the hill with Jill

Why was Mary so contrary?

Mary was quite contrary, because her garden grew out of control. All her lovers refused to go down on her unless she cleaned out the jungle.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

He went up the hill with Jill

Why was Mary so contrary?

Her "good boy" had no idea where the peanut butter went and what it meant.

Why was Goldilocks in the woods in the first place?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Her "good boy" had no idea where the peanut butter went and what it meant.

Why was Goldilocks in the woods in the first place?

Dangit Nerdboy!! :<

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Mary was quite contrary, because her garden grew out of control. All her lovers refused to go down on her unless she cleaned out the jungle.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?

Peter's pecker was peppered with freckles no pickles. A true ginger. Common mistake.

Tom, Tom the piper's son did what again?

 

[nerdboy1000]

Peter's pecker was peppered with freckles no pickles. A true ginger. Common mistake.

Tom, Tom the piper's son did what again?

Tom made music on every pipe in town he could find. You'd have thought he was playing a trumpet, given how many times he had to clean the spit valve.

Hickory Dickory Dock, three mice ran up the clock.
How did they get down again?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Tom made music on every pipe in town he could find. You'd have thought he was playing a trumpet, given how many times he had to clean the spit valve.

Hickory Dickory Dock, three mice ran up the clock.
How did they get down again?

The farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.

Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?