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Why did we stop sending men to the Moon?
 
MargotPayge said:
Speak for yourself. I never stopped!

How often do you think of Rome?
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I think of Rome very often, at least three times a week. I can still see the Spanish Steps, or, I should say, I can still see her on the Spanish Steps. A young woman, pretty, and with the breasts of Sophia Loren. I stepped up to her and asked, “scusami, signorina, but why do you have Sophia Loren’s tits?” She answered me with a smile, “to catch the eyes of l’uomo americano, signore.” With that, she flashed a little more of her cleavage, and I snapped a picture with my cheap disposable camera. I couldn’t resist following her as she nodded to me and started down the steps. It wasn’t long before we arrived at the Trevi Fountain. A little more breast, another pic, and she moved on. The same at the Coliseum and the Forum. She led me to all the famous sites of Rome, stopping at each for a photo; each pose showing more boob. Finally she led me to a blind alley. “Now you can see all of Sophia Loren’s tits, signore,” she said in a sultry voice as she slowly drew the bodice of her peasant blouse down to reveal a pair of bodacious tatas - Sophia’s bodacious tatas, to be sure. I stood there, jaw agape, and snapped the last frame in my disposable. “I have more to show you,” she said suggestively, and started raising her skirt. In an instant she pulled a six-inch stiletto from the top of her stocking and held it to my throat. “All your cash, signore,” she demanded harshly. “And your watch.” I quickly gave her the cheap Casio from my wrist and the fifty Euros from my wallet. “Grazie, signore,” she said as she sheathed her knife. “Prego,” I responded. That was nearly forty years ago, and I still think of Rome at least three times a week. I’ve traveled the whole of Europe since then, but I’ve yet to have a city tour as memorable.

What are "Hop On - Hop Off" buses?
 
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Tio_Narratore said:
I think of Rome very often, at least three times a week. I can still see the Spanish Steps, or, I should say, I can still see her on the Spanish Steps. A young woman, pretty, and with the breasts of Sophia Loren. I stepped up to her and asked, “scusami, signorina, but why do you have Sophia Loren’s tits?” She answered me with a smile, “to catch the eyes of l’uomo americano, signore.” With that, she flashed a little more of her cleavage, and I snapped a picture with my cheap disposable camera. I couldn’t resist following her as she nodded to me and started down the steps. It wasn’t long before we arrived at the Trevi Fountain. A little more breast, another pic, and she moved on. The same at the Coliseum and the Forum. She led me to all the famous sites of Rome, stopping at each for a photo; each pose showing more boob. Finally she led me to a blind alley. “Now you can see all of Sophia Loren’s tits, signore,” she said in a sultry voice as she slowly drew the bodice of her peasant blouse down to reveal a pair of bodacious tatas - Sophia’s bodacious tatas, to be sure. I stood there, jaw agape, and snapped the last frame in my disposable. “I have more to show you,” she said suggestively, and started raising her skirt. In an instant she pulled a six-inch stiletto from the top of her stocking and held it to my throat. “All your cash, signore,” she demanded harshly. “And your watch.” I quickly gave her the cheap Casio from my wrist and the fifty Euros from my wallet. “Grazie, signore,” she said as she sheathed her knife. “Prego,” I responded. That was nearly forty years ago, and I still think of Rome at least three times a week. I’ve traveled the whole of Europe since then, but I’ve yet to have a city tour as memorable.

What are "Hop On - Hop Off" buses?
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You spelled "busts" wrong.

How do you drive a scooter?
 
What is the best part of Venice?
In her arse.

Why do sheep eat grass?
 
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Nerdyjerkoff said:
Because it is one of the few times a guy can promise 8in and a woman might be happy with 3…

How did your last family gathering go?
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In circles! We used up 10 gallons of lube, and everyone had a turn with everyone else.

How often do you clean your glasses?
 
When it depends on what it's filled with! Not all cups are the same size.

How many spoons do we need?
 
Lilianna23 said:
When it depends on what it's filled with! Not all cups are the same size.

How many spoons do we need?
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Just one, my cock pressed up against your ass.

Why is there so much wood in my backyard?
 
bbcbarry9033 said:
Ouch! Sounds painful. Maybe don't drink till you pass out next time.

What's your favorite piece of furniture?
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A multitoy symbian, of course! We can both get a vibe in the ass, while still becoming free to do further things with front genitals. An advanced model that also acts like a mechanical bull puts the cherry on top..,

Second choice is a chaise lounge because it provides support for almost all positions listed in the Kama Sutra.

What’s your favorite scent to put in your car after you’ve had it detailed?
 
nerdboy1000 said:
Annie Mae is a pretty good lay, but
Mary Sue really gives it to you.

Why do they put pickles in hamburgers?
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If there is a better place for me to put my pickle, I am open to suggestions!!!!

What kind of buns are your favorite?
 
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