Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[bbcbarry9033]

Tom made music on every pipe in town he could find. You'd have thought he was playing a trumpet, given how many times he had to clean the spit valve.

Hickory Dickory Dock, three mice ran up the clock.
How did they get down again?

The farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.

Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?

 

[NEOhio1972]

The farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.

Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?

One reason......lack of grooming..... But that works for some guys, so I say you go with it!!!!!

What did jack Horner stick his thumb in??

 

[nerdboy1000]

The farmer's wife taught each of them how to go down.

Why was Rapunzel's hair so long?

She kept it clean and healthy with a frequent dose of Prince Charming's special hair conditioner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

 

[Biggalute]

She kept it clean and healthy with a frequent dose of Prince Charming's special hair conditioner.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?

If you knew Tootsie like I know Tootsie then you'd know how to make her pop.

Why is seawater salty?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

If you knew Tootsie like I know Tootsie then you'd know how to make her pop.

Why is seawater salty?

Because whale sperm is salty.

Orca or killer whale?

 

[nerdboy1000]

Because whale sperm is salty.

Orca or killer whale?

I know I've got a whale of a cock, but I've never killed anyone with it.

not that I know of...

What's the difference between a bratwurst and a hotdog?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I know I've got a whale of a cock, but I've never killed anyone with it.

not that I know of...

What's the difference between a bratwurst and a hotdog?

A bratwurst just teases; a hot dog really satisfies!

What is a French Fry?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

A bratwurst just teases; a hot dog really satisfies!

What is a French Fry?

Think spit roast but with more people and more oil.

Why are the French so cool anyway?

 

[NEOhio1972]

No panties is like constant air conditioning under those short skirts!!!!

What was so cool about your 20s?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

No panties is like constant air conditioning under those short skirts!!!!

What was so cool about your 20s?

Nothing! With free love in the air across the country, my 20s were hotter even than my teens!

Why is Woodstock still so important?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Because Grace Slick taught us the value of the plastic fantastic lover.

WHAT IS BETTER THAN PLASTIC RECYCLNG ...???

 

[nerdboy1000]

Because Grace Slick taught us the value of the plastic fantastic lover.

WHAT IS BETTER THAN PLASTIC RECYCLNG ...???

Silicon cleaning.

Why do they call it Silicon Valley?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Because when they get implanted the crevice between them looks like a valley. When the friction becomes to much and your cock explodes between them you will have a cloudy coloured river in the valley.

What is your fav colour and why?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Because when they get implanted the crevice between them looks like a valley. When the friction becomes to much and your cock explodes between them you will have a cloudy coloured river in the valley.

What is your fav colour and why?

The pink, with two in it.

What’s black and white and red all over?

 

[42Below]

No, they're still sore from earlier.

Will you still love me tomorrow?

As an aside-
Al Jaffee, the man who created "Snappy Answers to stupid questions" for Mad Magazine is either rolling in his grave, or quite proud of this.

Only if you swallow.

Orange juice or lemon aid?

 

[nerdboy1000]

The pink, with two in it.

What’s black and white and red all over?

My cum slave.

Why do “Manners Maketh the Man”?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Because the man with manners cleans up after himself.

Did you read the headline today?

 

[nerdboy1000]

Because the man with manners cleans up after himself.

Did you read the headline today?

There was a huge line to give me head, but I was too busy to read everyone.

Why is it called a Widow’s Walk?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There was a huge line to give me head, but I was too busy to read everyone.

Why is it called a Widow’s Walk?

Because widows like to wiggle their asses when out for a stroll; they hope it will attract a new hubby.

Why is it called a Widow's Peak?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

why else do you think she keeps leaving her curtains open?

Is it better to have called or knocked?

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Better to call than knocked up


What is the best sweet to suck on

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Better to call than knocked up


What is the best sweet to suck on

That's a trick question. It's actually savory not sweet, sometimes a little tart. Downright fucking pungent after a good workout if you're brave enough.

Are you brave enough?

 

[nerdboy1000]

That's a trick question. It's actually savory not sweet, sometimes a little tart. Downright fucking pungent after a good workout if you're brave enough.

Are you brave enough?

My heart is brave, my cock is mighty, and I'm brave enough to be anyone's man...

Why did Eleanor Rigby pick up the rice in the church where the wedding had been?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Eleanor Rigby had spilled her rice
When 5 groomsmen walked in and though they looked nice
They fucked her and came in her mouth, on her gown
She then needed something to wash the cum down

Has anyone been to the beach lately?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Eleanor Rigby had spilled her rice
When 5 groomsmen walked in and though they looked nice
They fucked her and came in her mouth, on her gown
She then needed something to wash the cum down

Has anyone been to the beach lately?

There's a nude "beach" in my backyard. Come visit.

Where's the end of the rainbow?