As The Hospital Pervs

[sweepthefloor]

Just attaching myself to this thread to say that I read and like and like and read.

can I suture you in?

 

[laZilla]

can I suture you in?

You suture can.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You suture can.

i am still learning the whip stitch kiss suture.

 

[laZilla]

If you can manage a whip stitch you can manage to stitch a kiss or two inside can't you?

 

[Shagly]

I am just a sock monkey nurse.

And what do you nurse?

 

[sweepthefloor]

If you can manage a whip stitch you can manage to stitch a kiss or two inside can't you?

Yes, I think I can with certain fabric.

 

[sweepthefloor]

And what do you nurse?

I nurse cock.

 

[sweepthefloor]

That just sounds funny.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I would really like to know what is in those huge lunch boxes.

 

[tactful]

I would really like to know what is in those huge lunch boxes.

Homemade food, home cooked, as opposed to, (gulp) hospital food, nutritious, healthy and tasty. ok, maybe not so tasty.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Homemade food, home cooked, as opposed to, (gulp) hospital food, nutritious, healthy and tasty. ok, maybe not so tasty.

Yeap. I wonder if that means they are married?

 

[sweepthefloor]

That Wolf face is here again. If he asked me out- I bet I'd say yes.
I'd say yes just cause I feel him burning me with his eyes on my back.
I'm not sure if I would blow him or not.

 

[Shagly]

The patient in room 302 needs some motion lotion.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The patient in room 302 needs some motion lotion.

The patient in room 777 needs to stop jacking off cause it's making the monitor alarm as V Tach.

 

[John Doe]

This thread is months old and there's still no nurse porn? What the fuck?

 

[neci]

this thread is made from the fairy dust of nurse porn.

 

[Balladeer08]

I nurse cock.

?!?! Um, do you do in-home nursing? (fingers crossed)

 

[John Doe]

this thread is made from the fairy dust of nurse porn.

-Huh?

 

[sweepthefloor]

This thread is months old and there's still no nurse porn? What the fuck?

Where is the nurse porn?

 

[sweepthefloor]

this thread is made from the fairy dust of nurse porn.

I am leaving a dust trail.

 

[sweepthefloor]

?!?! Um, do you do in-home nursing? (fingers crossed)

No. I stick to acute care. I might private duty nurse one day for the right family.

 

[Balladeer08]

The patient in room 777 needs to stop jacking off cause it's making the monitor alarm as V Tach.

ROTFL!

The situation had not occurred to me. I guess it becomes possible to tell which nurses appeal to him most also...

 

[sweepthefloor]

ROTFL!

The situation had not occurred to me. I guess it becomes possible to tell which nurses appeal to him most also...

Nurse! Your patient is in Ventricular Tachycardia!
No! The patient is either...
A. Brushing teeth
B. Playing Yahtzee

C. Jacking

If the assessment reveals C-
Discharge to home!

 

[Shagly]

Where is the nurse porn?

I thought you had the nurse porn, you are the head nurse.

 

[Balladeer08]

Nurse! Your patient is in Ventricular Tachycardia!
No! The patient is either...
A. Brushing teeth
B. Playing Yahtzee

C. Jacking

If the assessment reveals C-
Discharge to home!

If jacking, discharge? Too funny. So, no erectile dysfunction, then. 8)