As The Hospital Pervs

[sweepthefloor]

I thought you had the nurse porn, you are the head nurse.

Where am I going to find nurse porn? I like to be the head nurse but you can be in charge.

If jacking, discharge? Too funny. So, no erectile dysfunction, then. 8)

Well, yeah. It might mean: all better now.

 

[sweepthefloor]

My life is one big K+ Mg+ Rider.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Me: why are you re- starting the patient on Reglan?
MD: the patient has a distended abdomen, right?
Me: yeah, I am distended. Do I need Reglan? *rubbing my belly*
MD: you are not distended. you are fat.

Ahahahahahaha

 

[sweepthefloor]

I clock out. Vendor with the desperate look wants to in- service the new neck line dressing.
Me: how long?
He: two minutes?
Me: go.
He: *demonstrates* it's a two piece with a spilt top.
Me: bottom on first- legs on top?

Yeah my eyes hurt.

 

[neci]

nursie!!!

do you need nurse porn?

what do the patients require?

*kiss*

 

[sweepthefloor]

nursie!!!

do you need nurse porn?

what do the patients require?

*kiss*

*kiss*
I have never seen any nurse porn, does it exist? I look at lots of nurse pictures. I usually laugh.

The patients require much, and administration requires much more. I am just home and in my pajamas now.
*kiss*

 

[sweepthefloor]

Being in charge with patients on a new unit is like giving a never ending blow job to a new lover with erectile dysfunction- you work so hard at it- trying to find the rhythm/routine. You start out strong, get tired, keep going, keep going- the co-workers start to worry but you don't stop getting on top and putting out everyones fires, and the lover gets anxious and loses the erection and you don't stop, and you get your mouth on top of cock again and keep going and it grows and after all that stress....
it blows in a good way and everyone is happy.
ding ding ding

 

[neci]

*kiss*
I have never seen any nurse porn, does it exist? I look at lots of nurse pictures. I usually laugh.

The patients require much, and administration requires much more. I am just home and in my pajamas now.
*kiss*

i'm in from the road and tired. if i don't get a second wind, it's going to be an early night. *yawn*

sounds like you need a nurse!
i may have a glass of wine and watch spartacus from last friday. that sounds like good medicine.

 

[neci]

Being in charge with patients on a new unit is like giving a never ending blow job to a new lover with erectile dysfunction- you work so hard at it- trying to find the rhythm/routine. You start out strong, get tired, keep going, keep going- the co-workers start to worry but you don't stop getting on top and putting out everyones fires, and the lover gets anxious and loses the erection and you don't stop, and you get your mouth on top of cock again and keep going and it grows and after all that stress....
it blows in a good way and everyone is happy.
ding ding ding

they really do need proper caring
catering to pain filled needs
working tension from the balls
pulling the energy out of the lower spine
relaxing the lower body
sucking deeper
slower
the upper body relaxing
head light
the golden thread
gently pulled
tingling from the toes
tension traveling up the calves
tightening the knees
thighs clenched
groin burning
black
stars in eyes
complete release

 

[sweepthefloor]

i'm in from the road and tired. if i don't get a second wind, it's going to be an early night. *yawn*

sounds like you need a nurse!
i may have a glass of wine and watch spartacus from last friday. that sounds like good medicine.

I wrote 5/7/5 somewhere:

when the heart does hurt
sleeping in her mental bed
who will nurse the nurse?

I want to be nursed but I don't want to be sick!
Clean white sheets- cotton gown that is open in the back- ooohh movies, I can see that.

I am sure to be sleeping early tonight, I am back in the morning for more super submission to the big H.

If you are tired: sleeping is so wonderful.

 

[sweepthefloor]

they really do need proper caring
catering to pain filled needs
working tension from the balls
pulling the energy out of the lower spine
relaxing the lower body
sucking deeper
slower
the upper body relaxing
head light
the golden thread
gently pulled
tingling from the toes
tension traveling up the calves
tightening the knees
thighs clenched
groin burning
black
stars in eyes
complete release

That is my favorite part. Those eyes that turn black. I shouldn't be single--It is not therapeutic.

 

[Shagly]

That is my favorite part. Those eyes that turn black. I shouldn't be single--It is not therapeutic.

Are you in for my next biology lab experiment?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Are you in for my next biology lab experiment?

To the sex lab!
Get the dip stick.
I can be the monkey girl,
Or Pavlov's dog.

 

[blunt_trauma]

^^post #888

 

[tactful]

Being in charge with patients on a new unit is like giving a never ending blow job to a new lover with erectile dysfunction- you work so hard at it- trying to find the rhythm/routine. You start out strong, get tired, keep going, keep going- the co-workers start to worry but you don't stop getting on top and putting out everyones fires, and the lover gets anxious and loses the erection and you don't stop, and you get your mouth on top of cock again and keep going and it grows and after all that stress....
it blows in a good way and everyone is happy.
ding ding ding

they really do need proper caring
catering to pain filled needs
working tension from the balls
pulling the energy out of the lower spine
relaxing the lower body
sucking deeper
slower
the upper body relaxing
head light
the golden thread
gently pulled
tingling from the toes
tension traveling up the calves
tightening the knees
thighs clenched
groin burning
black
stars in eyes
complete release

Ok, now I'm going to request two nurses if ever I have to go to the hospital, unless they do that visiting thing.

 

[sweepthefloor]

^^post #888

Code?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Ok, now I'm going to request two nurses if ever I have to go to the hospital, unless they do that visiting thing.

Heh. No hospitals: just two nurses.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I wonder if I look cool now cause I got my hemostats clamped to my scrub top.
All the cool nurses are doing it.

I have thought about pinching myself with hemostats but figured it's not a good idea.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The night nurse hugged me this morning. I'm still feeling her love.
They love me.

 

[sweepthefloor]

The other day at work the maintenance man was on a ladder changing out a few ceiling tiles in the hallway. I informed him that a tile needed to be changed in a patients room because it had water marks on it and piece of the tile fell on my head.

He told me that they keep changing the tiles and that the ironworkers are to blame and they have to come back and fix it.

I was confused and said: water marks? Isn't that a plumber thing?

He insisted it was the ironworkers.....and I can't wait till they come back!

 

[sweepthefloor]

I really don't want to sit here for four hours, at my computer getting certified for stroke assessment with the NIH Stroke Scale.
It gives a score that labels severity of stroke.
I have done it before and it is a mandatory yearly renewal.
It looks like this NIHSS.
I wish I had a stroke study partner. This is lonely.

 

[tactful]

Heh. No hospitals: just two nurses.

Nice, wouldn't want all the Doctors bothering the people that are doing all the real checking and testing.

 

[sweepthefloor]

This is fucking bullshit!

Would it be better if I got married and took half his stuff?
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The one thing that shocked me about patients with severe stroke coming out of intensive care is.....the bruising. The nurses and neurologists pinch these patients- every hour to get a response. They seem to favor pinching right around the arm pit on the lateral aspect of the breast.

Coming from cardiology I prefer a strong sternal rub, but I soon found out it is not enough sometimes.

To assess level of consciousness: Not Alert= requires strong or painful stimulation to make movements.

wake up.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Nice, wouldn't want all the Doctors bothering the people that are doing all the real checking and testing.

Ah they are too busy to bother us, except there is this one that is bent on bothering me lately. The one that said I was fat. My BMI is actually like 24 I think.
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Clerk: Janey, the Doctor is on the line for you.
Me: Did he ask for my name?
Clerk: Yes, specifically.

WTF.
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Clerk: Janey to the desk.
Me: Yes?
MD: Janey what is the I/O on this patient?
Me: It is 0900, I have been here for 2 hours, I don't know yet.
MD: What about for yesterday?
Me: Can you check the flowsheet?

Grrrr.
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MD: What is the stool output in that rectal tube?
Me: On the flowsheet.
MD: Well I want to know why the potassium level is 2.5 everyday.
Me: Can we have a central line for replacements?
(intravenous potassium hurts)

Uhhhhh.
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MD: How is the patient doing?
Me: Why are you back so late?
MD: So what are the working problems?
Me: The patient punched me and called me a bad name, can you write for wrist restraints?

Gahhhhh.
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[sweepthefloor]

Fuck this. I am not doing any more.
I am making up my own stroke scale score for hand jobs.