The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Tio_Narratore said:

and it's the gala event of the year, with all the debs satisfied by the hard crickets.

I put in a csardas at the St. Stephen's Ball...

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stickygirl said:

And I accept your hand for a romantic performance on the floor - Wooo!
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I put in a large bed, swathed in white linen and a view of the Piazza

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get swathed in a large bed-mate who shares your view.

I put in the prospect of an interesting evening...

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stickygirl said:

and you strike gold!

I put in a good work-out and a healthy breakfast

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get rewarded with a dull life.

I put in chafed elbows and a liquid lunch...

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stickygirl said:

and you learn good work-outs require imaginative positions!

I put in foot-prints on wet sand

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the waves broaden them, leading to beach overwhelmed by would-be cryptobiologists.

I put in a walk-past by Sasquatch and Ogopogo...

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Handley_Page said:

but the camera was broken


I put in a good 35mm film

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Tio_Narratore said:

but it's a DSLR.

I put in a camera obscura...

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NekoParks said:

and get Aristotle trying to show me his vacation pictures...

I drop in George Melies's A Trip to the Moon. . .

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Handley_Page said:

but it was "on gossamer wings"
and they burned.


I put in an aluminium wing

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Saxon_Hart said:

But one of obama's drones shoots it down.


I put in a "Super Mario" look-a-like motor boating Dolly Parton's boobs.

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NekoParks said:

and your Yosemite Sam-like mustache gets whacked off...

I toss in a Rube Goldberg machine...

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Handley_Page said:

estimated time to completion, 100 years.



I put in a large hammer

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Saxon_Hart said:

And you get nailed.


I put in a screwdriver.

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NekoParks said:

And you get a tall orange juice with vodka...

I put in a bent ski pole...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a large hospital bill.



I put in a 'free gift' from the Soap makers.

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NekoParks said:

And you get a rash in a very--ahem-"inconvenient" location...

I put in an analog TV...

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Handley_Page said:

which is not a lot of good round here.


I put in a glass of potable water.

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NekoParks said:

At least you can drink it without getting dysentery.... (Unless KBR is your supplier)

I put in a Cosworth engine. . .

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Noor said:

and you get a Trabant

I put in a Kelvin bridge

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glynndah said:

But you only have a Fahrenheit thermometer.

I add an anemometer.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and it gets blown away.

I put in a plethysmograph...

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Handley_Page said:

but the local jail rarely uses it.


I put in a pint of good bitter beer.

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Saxon_Hart said:

But it's not enough to get the crowd shitfaced and they riot.


I put in a bottle of Jack Daniel's

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