JKendallDane
Plot Bunny Herder
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What's the best trade to be in these days ?
Accountancy !
You know you've found a great accountant when he has a loophole named after him.
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What's the best trade to be in these days ?
Accountancy !
You know you've found a great accountant when he has a loophole named after him.
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When I were a lad, accountants were the epitome of respectability. How things change!
An accountant knows that 2 plus 2 equals 4. A good accountant knows how to make it equal whatever the CEO needs it to be.
A better accountant asks: "You wanna make a profit or a loss?"
Love it. I can't believe there are no stations, at least in L.A., that are showing Monty Python. I could use a good go-round.
The Galaxy reminded me of this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYW50F42ss8
I wonder if The Pythons realised back in 1967-68 that people would still be loving their stuff and laughing along 50 years later.
Very funny I think I actually developed my own dry sense of humor from the Brits (and Jack Benny).
Do you remember these guys? Not their most well known cut, but a favorite of mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI-9WH4Z4gY
I once got to watch 'Legs' Larry Smith with two tap-dancing midgets on stage with Elton John during his song 'Think I'm Gonna Kill Myself'.
I used to like this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMqdwtd8TrQ
I think I prefer the original Bobby Picket.
"A Brief History of Time - From Big Bang to Black Holes' - Stephen W Hawkins
According to an astrophysicist friend, of the several squillion copies sold, only 97 have actually been read. Ninety-seven and three-quarters if you count my copy.
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It was voted the best 'coffee table' book. I don't know about everyone else but I had trouble understanding it (which probably underlines the fact he's a bloody genius and I'm dim).
Ah well, back to my homework. . . .
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The definition of 'coffee table book' is one you don't read or can't understand but leave on your coffee table to make visitors think you have read and understood it.
But because they do the same thing, they know that it is on your coffee table because you haven't read and/or can't understand it - just like their coffee table books.
And the author, publisher and booksellers count their profits from books hyped to sell beyond the target audience.
Eventually the coffee table book gets replaced by the latest coffee table book. The older ones go to charity shops who sell them to people who are behind the trend for coffee table books - and the cycle goes on and on...
I think I could write one on the 3-500Z tube.
Isn't that the new variable-ribbed pleasure attachment for the Fleshlight™?
I thought you could only those as an add-on option with the new Mercedes Benz?
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Nah - Bugatti !
3-500Z is HERE.
But I have to add that there are some new transistor things which will bang out almost as much RF power but are pretty small..