Free Association thread 6

[SamScribble]

"Nothing human disgusts me, Mr. Shannon, unless it is unkind or violent."

((Hannah Jelkes in 'The Night of the Iguana' by Tennessee Williams)

An excellent John Huston movie version with Richard Burton, Ava Garner, Deborah Kerr, et al

 

[Handley_Page]

An excellent John Huston movie version with Richard Burton, Ava Garner, Deborah Kerr, et al

Competent actors all, I think.
But it's not a film that has attracted me.

 

[SamScribble]

Competent actors all, I think.
But it's not a film that has attracted me.

It divided the critics, HP. Some thought it one of the films of the year (1964). Others thought it a dud. But what do critics know, eh?

 

[Voboy]

It divided the critics, HP. Some thought it one of the films of the year (1964). Others thought it a dud. But what do critics know, eh?

My Fair Lady, Mary Poppins, Dr Strangelove...

Good year.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My Fair Lady, Mary Poppins, Dr Strangelove...

Good year.

A spoonful of sugar helps Eliza's iguana drop the big one?

 

[JKendallDane]

A spoonful of sugar helps Eliza's iguana drop the big one?

That almost sounds like an intro for a really bad 1950's sci-fi movie about a constipated giant lizard terrorizing the countryside as it seeks relief.

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[SamScribble]

That almost sounds like an intro for a really bad 1950's sci-fi movie about a constipated giant lizard terrorizing the countryside as it seeks relief.

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I think i may have seen that on a double bill with Return of the Mole Men

 

[Handley_Page]

I think i may have seen that on a double bill with Return of the Mole Men

I thought that was with "Godzilla VS THE iGUANA"

 

[JKendallDane]

I thought that was with "Godzilla VS THE iGUANA"

I remember there was a really bad parody porn movie back in the 1970's that was a ripoff of "The Blob." It was all about this giant tit that roamed the country drowning people by squirting milk on them.

Can't recall the name and have never been able to find it using Google even. It was so ridiculously farcical that it made "Plan 9 From Outer Space" look like Academy Award material.

Wish I could find it again just for the laughs.

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[Tio_Narratore]

I remember there was a really bad parody porn movie back in the 1970's that was a ripoff of "The Blob." It was all about this giant tit that roamed the country drowning people by squirting milk on them.

Can't recall the name and have never been able to find it using Google even. It was so ridiculously farcical that it made "Plan 9 From Outer Space" look like Academy Award material.

Wish I could find it again just for the laughs.

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I remember that one too, JK; I think it was titled "The Boob." I've searched as well, but only find assertions that there were no porn parodies of "The Blob." We'll have to keep looking.

 

[oggbashan]

I remember that one too, JK; I think it was titled "The Boob." I've searched as well, but only find assertions that there were no porn parodies of "The Blob." We'll have to keep looking.

I think what you remember is a segment of a Woody Allen Movie:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every...ow_About_Sex*_(*But_Were_Afraid_to_Ask)_(film)

Part 6
Are the Findings of Doctors and Clinics Who Do Sexual Research and Experiments Accurate?
Victor (Woody Allen), a researcher, and Helen Lacey (Heather MacRae), a journalist, visit a Dr. Bernardo (John Carradine), a researcher who formerly worked with Masters and Johnson but now has his own laboratory complete with a lab assistant named Igor (Ref Sanchez). After they see a series of bizarre sexual experiments underway at the lab and realize the researcher is insane, they escape before Helen becomes the subject of another of his experiments. The segment culminates with a scene in which the countryside is terrorized by a giant runaway breast created by the researcher. The first part of this segment is a parody of Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster, while the second part parodies The Blob.

https://youtu.be/fQl68Glcii8

 

[Handley_Page]

My Fair Lady, Mary Poppins, Dr Strangelove...

Good year.

Ah, very competent all.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I think what you remember is a segment of a Woody Allen Movie:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every...ow_About_Sex*_(*But_Were_Afraid_to_Ask)_(film)

Part 6
Are the Findings of Doctors and Clinics Who Do Sexual Research and Experiments Accurate?
Victor (Woody Allen), a researcher, and Helen Lacey (Heather MacRae), a journalist, visit a Dr. Bernardo (John Carradine), a researcher who formerly worked with Masters and Johnson but now has his own laboratory complete with a lab assistant named Igor (Ref Sanchez). After they see a series of bizarre sexual experiments underway at the lab and realize the researcher is insane, they escape before Helen becomes the subject of another of his experiments. The segment culminates with a scene in which the countryside is terrorized by a giant runaway breast created by the researcher. The first part of this segment is a parody of Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster, while the second part parodies The Blob.

https://youtu.be/fQl68Glcii8

Yes, Og, That's it! Thank you for your scholarship.

 

[JKendallDane]

I think what you remember is a segment of a Woody Allen Movie:

The first part of this segment is a parody of Ed Wood's Bride of the Monster, while the second part parodies The Blob. [/I]

https://youtu.be/fQl68Glcii8

You are MY HERO, Og!

Thank you! Thank you! THANK YOU!

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[Handley_Page]

And, as the sun sets over thee Western Horizon, we see the Blob Tit oozing gently towards the Lake (Titty-kaka).

 

[SamScribble]

And, as the sun sets over thee Western Horizon, we see the Blob Tit oozing gently towards the Lake (Titty-kaka).

Ha ha ha. Saving the best for last, HP?

 

[Handley_Page]

Ha ha ha. Saving the best for last, HP?

But Hark;
What ills seep over the Eastern Horizon ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But Hark;
What ills seep over the Eastern Horizon ?

I have hiked the glacier atop Mt. Titlis. That's east of me. And of HP. I'm not sure if it's east or west of Sam, though; he may be half-way around...

 

[Handley_Page]

I have hiked the glacier atop Mt. Titlis. That's east of me. And of HP. I'm not sure if it's east or west of Sam, though; he may be half-way around...

I'd never heard of it, but having looked up, I can confirm it is East of me.
Impressive, ain't it ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'd never heard of it, but having looked up, I can confirm it is East of me.
Impressive, ain't it ?

I'm impressed by any mountain that is "Tit-lis," but I still prefer to come across some tits when I'm hiking.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'm impressed by any mountain that is "Tit-lis," but I still prefer to come across some tits when I'm hiking.

The only tits I see these days have wings and clutter up my Bird Table. . . .

 

[oggbashan]

The only tits I see these days have wings and clutter up my Bird Table. . . .

I have seen too many human ones over the last couple of hot days, including some that should be covered up.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I have seen too many human ones over the last couple of hot days, including some that should be covered up.

None should be covered up, Og; if they aren't to your liking, don't ogle. Free the Nipple!!!

 

[Handley_Page]

I rather like the idea of finding a nipple in the moonlight. . .

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I rather like the idea of finding a nipple in the moonlight. . .

You've reminded me of Yeats' The Song of Wandering Aengus, HP:


I went out to the hazel wood,
Because a fire was in my head,
And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
And hooked a berry to a thread;
And when white moths were on the wing,
And moth-like stars were flickering out,
I dropped the berry in a stream
And caught a little silver trout.

When I had laid it on the floor
I went to blow the fire a-flame,
But something rustled on the floor,
And someone called me by my name:
It had become a glimmering girl
With apple blossom in her hair
Who called me by my name and ran
And faded through the brightening air.

Though I am old with wandering
Through hollow lands and hilly lands,
I will find out where she has gone,
And kiss her lips and take her hands;
And walk among long dappled grass,
And pluck till time and times are done,
The silver apples of the moon,
The golden apples of the sun.