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A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

butters said:
:heart:

don't know how i don't bore you rigid, 2/3 of our conversations must be about how sleepy i am because of our time differences :eek:

time for a glass of red... it'll last all evening :cool:
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Too late! Just can't pass, I'll let your bold words simmer, lol.
 
butters said:
lol... what's your fancy, trixie? you want fiery in this heat? (oh, wait, it mightn't be hot where you are)
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It's scorching here. But if my throat's on fire I can't speak inappropriately, lol

Hot Dr. Pepper and a heavy dram of good rum, please.
 
Trixareforkids said:
It's scorching here. But if my throat's on fire I can't speak inappropriately, lol

Hot Dr. Pepper and a heavy dram of good rum, please.
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*closes eyes, fighting the urge to point out other options that would temporarily render trix's throat/mouth incapable of coherent speech*

who's doc pepper, honey? maybe i should change g.p's :devil:

hot dr pepper and rum coming. right.. up...
 
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butters said:
*closes eyes, fighting the urge to point out other options that would temporarily render trix's throat/mouth incapable of coherent speech*

who's doc pepper, honey? maybe i should change g.p's :devil:

hot dr pepper and rum coming. right.. up...
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LOL, no I'm afraid my g.p. is a gentile older man.

Dr. Pepper is a soda that most find too sweet and is usually served cold. I have a cold one, no rum, at hand now.
 
Trixareforkids said:
LOL, no I'm afraid my g.p. is a gentile older man.

Dr. Pepper is a soda that most find too sweet and is usually served cold. I have a cold one, no rum, at hand now.
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yeah, i know, and it is - like drinking syrup ew

there is always e-rum here. help yourself :cool:
 
butters said:
there you are!
just pm'd you but your box is full again :heart:

it's late, it's hot, and there's been an H-shaped hole in my day :rose:
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full again :eek:
I keep looking you don't write :eek:
there's nothing in my pm vault
and come to find after all that time
Once again, it's Harry's fault :kiss:
 
HarryHill said:
full again :eek:
I keep looking you don't write :eek:
there's nothing in my pm vault
and come to find after all that time
Once again, it's Harry's fault :kiss:
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sent two today and the third bounced :rolleyes:

gotta go to sleep now. glad you popped up before i went, and i suppose next time i should em instead but thought maybe the weather had turned.

nite baby. :cattail::heart:
 
I thought Dr. Pepper was a prank you people played on visitors to the US. And then I had the misfortune to order a root beer to go with my hamburger.

On the upside, I didn't need to brush my teeth after drinking that.
 
Tsotha said:
I thought Dr. Pepper was a prank you people played on visitors to the US. And then I had the misfortune to order a root beer to go with my hamburger.

On the upside, I didn't need to brush my teeth after drinking that.
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Keep drinking it, you won't have to worry about brushing your teeth at all. I hope you stopped at Krispy Kreme for desert. Nothin like a DP with your KK.
 
HarryHill said:
Kevlar's not much help when you are Diogenes heads of cabbage thrown
I like haiku
cocktail?
..
A poet haikus into a bar
where alcohol is only half the draw
as giggles in the corner attest

*sips, head bobbles*
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mojito sits still
ice cunching under the mint
I wish there was more


who knew haiku could be served with a small umbrella
 
so a tree walks into a bar and asks
Is woody around?

Aghast the bartender looks down and realizes the bar is made out of oak. The tree watches the bartender's eyes, notices the poets on the stools, levels the place, and says
Tell 'em Mac was here!

Two minutes a lawyer shows up (that's how quick they are)...


Never mind, I'll leave now.
 
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