slyc_willie
Captain Crash
- Joined
- Sep 4, 2006
- Posts
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Oh c'mon! I can totally skateboard!!!
Well, no. No, I can't. I can kayak, though. That's kinda hot. Right?!
Let's see . . . a woman strapped into a vaguely phallic object, the sole purpose of which is to navigate narrow channels of rapidly-pouring fluid.
Yeah, I guess that would be hot.
Ooh, that bothers me. Having a dear friend who has to educate her son's teachers every year on Tourette's... it's unfortunate that this was added into the randomizer.
Tourette's isn't so bad. I have it. Most people can't tell.
Oh yeah! Second time through, this is what I get:
annanova has mastered the ability to take control of vibrations and bend it to her will, however doing so makes her unable to smell for two days.
How perfect is that for an erotica writer?
Very appropriate.