The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

YoursSINSerely said:

and, you get that plus a shoulder to cry on.

I put in a big squishy teddybear.

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Austin8 said:

and it's full of energy gel

I put in a cursory look at marathon hopeful Simon Bairu from Canada

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YoursSINSerely said:

And, it will be a cool start even for a Canadian.

I put in a parka.

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Handley_Page said:

and find a ticket for the Iditarod 2010/11

I put in a flask of hot coffee.

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, the dogs end up drinking, staying awake all night doing things doggy style.

I put in a wooden sled.

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Handley_Page said:

with a mammoth pulling team.

I put in a snowflake

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, I get my shovel ready to push it aside.

I put in an ice scraper.

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Handley_Page said:

which removes the mud from your boot.


I put in a pair of shoe-trees

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, I go out and pick a pair of stilettos from it.

I put in a coat hanger.

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Austin8 said:

I take it cause im woefully low on hangers

I put in a new thread! I never start threads...

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, it leaves me in stitches.

I put in button.

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Austin8 said:

(did ya read it?)

and I take that too, cause my 501 work jeans are missing some

I put in a salad fork.

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, there's a field of lettuce with two paths to take.

I put in a dip stick.

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Austin8 said:

and I say SHA-ZAM!!

I put in a SHAM-WOW

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, it swiftly picks up all the dirt around here.

I put in a container of OxyClean.


Saw the thread. Could use a drawing or two.

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Austin8 said:

it's informational! no drawing needed, did Billy Mays need a drawing?

and my clothes fall apart in 6 weeks

I put in a bottle of Woolite

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, everything is much kinder and more gentle now.

I put in a spin around the block.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you arrive home dizzy and naked.

I put in a spin of the bottle...

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, it stops at a surprise visitor.

I put in a vistor's badge.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and he uses his new-found authority to authorize a strip search of anyone found wearing stiletto heels and drinking cosmos.

I put in an interesting time in the interrogation room...

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, the lights are low in the room and the table is looking so inviting.

I put in a empty chair.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get handcuffed to it. Leg cuffed too.

I put in a vulnerable suspect...

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, the suspects promises anything, everything, if they can be released.

I put in a promisory note.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get released on your own recognisance, promissing to report to a certain hotel room.

I put in a reservation at the Parker House in Boston...

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, rolls are sent up for room service.

I put in a big tip.

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