The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and the rabbit goes into its burrow.

I put in a thumb that is not burnt and blistered and unable to type (as mine is at the moment)...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the rabbit goes into its burrow.

I put in a thumb that is not burnt and blistered and unable to type (as mine is at the moment)...

and, you learn to hunt and peck.

I put in a bow and arrow.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you learn to hunt and peck.

I put in a bow and arrow.

And a sparrow turns up to claim it.


I put in a catapult

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And a sparrow turns up to claim it.


I put in a catapult

and, the pumpkins are all lined up in the field for their journey.

I put in pumpkin pie.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the pumpkins are all lined up in the field for their journey.

I put in pumpkin pie.

and you get a bowl full of custard.


I put in a bowl of cherries

 

[Austin8]

and you get a bowl full of custard.


I put in a bowl of cherries

nothing better than fresh cherries

I put in a book mark made from a Nike shoe tag

 

[YoursSINSerely]

nothing better than fresh cherries

I put in a book mark made from a Nike shoe tag

and, it's a book on how to navigate all the bridges on the day of the marathon.

I put in a picture of the thousands of sneakers and one barefoot runner.

 

[Austin8]

and, it's a book on how to navigate all the bridges on the day of the marathon.

I put in a picture of the thousands of sneakers and one barefoot runner.

and just why do they call them sneakers? you can;t sneak in brightly colored shoes!

I put in a pair of merino wool running socks.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and just why do they call them sneakers? you can;t sneak in brightly colored shoes!

I put in a pair of merino wool running socks.

and, you get toastie warm tootsies.

I put in a pop.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get toastie warm tootsies.

I put in a pop.

and a mom thanks you profusely.

I put in an ice cold soda...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a mom thanks you profusely.

I put in an ice cold soda...

and, when you aren't looking, I add a little rum.

I put in a scoop of ice cream.

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

I put in a scoop of ice cream.

and I stuck my tongue in the machine because I'm craving chocolate!

I put in several red rose petals

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I follow the path they make to a luxurious jacuzzi tub.

I put in a weeping willow...

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

and I follow the path they make to a luxurious jacuzzi tub.

I put in a weeping willow...

And I sit beneath it with a long island iced tea.

I put in the Northern Lights

 

[Handley_Page]

And I sit beneath it with a long island iced tea.

I put in the Northern Lights

but the Southern ones are quite bright


I put in a bank of LEDs

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but the Southern ones are quite bright


I put in a bank of LEDs

and it needs a government bail-out to cover its bad loans.

I put in a filament of pure tungsten...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it needs a government bail-out to cover its bad loans.

I put in a filament of pure tungsten...

and, I lick it with my tongue to get a spark going.

I put in a spark plug.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I lick it with my tongue to get a spark going.

I put in a spark plug.

and your pistons start firing.

I put in a cam shaft...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and your pistons start firing.

I put in a cam shaft...

and, I introduce your shaft to my cami.

I put in a live wire.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I introduce your shaft to my cami.

I put in a live wire.

and we have ignition.

I put in a smooth lift off...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and we have ignition.

I put in a smooth lift off...

and, I'm looking for boost cuz I'm short.

I put a fire in the stove.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I'm looking for boost cuz I'm short.

I put a fire in the stove.

and you get so warm, you have to shed some of those clothes.

I put in a hidden camera...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get so warm, you have to shed some of those clothes.

I put in a hidden camera...

and, I shake and shimmie for you cuz I know it's not so hidden, but I can pretend if you want me to.

I put in a flash.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and blindingly the truth is revealed.

I put in a request for a gentle hug...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and blindingly the truth is revealed.

I put in a request for a gentle hug...

and, you get that plus a shoulder to cry on.

I put in a big squishy teddybear.