The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

TE999 said:

And you get back Ahmed The Dead Terrorist.

I put in a box of fried circuit boards...

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Austin8 said:

and you get a box of fried peach pies

I put in a three way switch

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TE999 said:

And you get back a switch hitter.

I put in a set of plans for a log cabin...

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Handley_Page said:

and you have to provide the logs. . . . . .

I put in a box of 1" nails

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Austin8 said:

and yo jet back deck screws

I put in a sheep's foot

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Handley_Page said:

and the farmer wants it back for his transplant "research"

I put in a tube of toothpaste

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Austin8 said:

and you get minty fresh breath

I put in a clove hitch

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Handley_Page said:

and put it in the apple pie.

I put in some orange pips
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Austin8 said:

and you get these directions:
Remove the brownish yellow husk from the pip. It's sort of slimy and thus slick, so take care not to wing it over the wall of your cubicle and blind a coworker. As much as they would be interested to know of your little foray into science, I am sure they would prefer to keep their eyesight.

I put in a RazorBack shovel

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Handley_Page said:

and get a note of gratitude from the Sexton.


I put in a Morse key.

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Austin8 said:

and you get a paddle

I put in a trailer hitch

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TE999 said:

And you get to move all your buds' furniture.

I put in some velcro cable straps...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get some nice offers from a redhead. . . .

I put in some "bungee" shock cord

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Austin8 said:

and you get a shocking experience

I put in some Arkansas novaculite

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TE999 said:

And you get back a swivel sweeper.

I put in an autographed photo of Billy Mays...

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Austin8 said:

and you get a nice orange glow

I put in a sexy blonde split tail

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TE999 said:

And you get back a beaver tail.

I put in a pile of Motor Trend magazines...

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Austin8 said:

and you become the Popular Mechanic

i put in a set of plastic bookends

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frisky-leo said:

And you get a secret book box to hide secrets in.

I put in a tie dye sarong

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Austin8 said:

and you wear it oh-so-right

I put in a swag lamp

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TE999 said:

And you get back Captain Kidd.

I put in a box of Spongebob Squarepants Band-Aids...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get the CD of the Band aid concert.

I put in a length of 50 ohm coaxial cable

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Noor said:

and you get a television camera

I put in a badge for Convergence

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a bifurcated ticket

I put in a rat-tail file

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doormouse said:

I don't know what that is, so you just get a slap in the head for making me confused at 3 in the morning.

I put in a glass cannister filled with crickets.

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