The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Ausus_girl13 said:

Et elle veux que pour un petit garcon pour jouer avec.

I put in a quiet night and a glass of wine.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and I add a dozen Puget Sound baby clams on the half-shell.

I put in a waning fire and a soft woollen blanket...

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Handley_Page said:

and you get a very warning fire.

I put in a bucket of water.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and love's labour is doused.

I put in a shift in the Jet Stream, bringing down an Arctic high centered on Land's End...

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Ausus_girl13 said:

And the rich and powerful lobby against it.

I put in only a smidgeon of change.

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Handley_Page said:

and it gets passed in the House.


I put in a ream of paper

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Austin8 said:

and you get written permission

I put in a watermarke

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Ausus_girl13 said:

And the marke shall fade with time.

I put in a cat o'nine.
(Hi Boys!)

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Ausus_girl13 said:

And you get a coiled piece of protected british meat.

I put in traditional american faire.

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Ausus_girl13 said:

And the weatherman is paid overtime.

I put in some disaster relief.

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Handley_Page said:

and the blue pill is just the thing, thanks.

I put in a red, red rose

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Austin8 said:

and you get a prick

I put in a Climbing James Galway

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Handley_Page said:

and he toots his flute very nicely.


I put in a playing Sidney Bechet.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and no wood ever felt such wind before or since.

I put in Bascom Lamar Lunsford's 5-string...

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xOxCherryxOx said:

and you get a starry night in the Appalachians with some magical music.

I put in a tube of chapstick...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and it eases all those lips that have felt the heat of yours.

I put in a fresh-picked cherry, dark and ripe...

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xOxCherryxOx said:

and you get the taste of summertime sweet and warm.

I put in a pint of Ben and Jerrys Chunky Munkey..

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Tio_Narratore said:

and PETA complains that you're overfeeding your local primate.

I put in a field report on bonobo sexual behaviour...

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xOxCherryxOx said:

and you find out just how lusty that behaviour can be

I put in a copy of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus...

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you start an interplanetary shuttle service.

I put in an acount of alien abduction...

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xOxCherryxOx said:

and got a story about someone getting probed?

I put in a bunch of juicy grapes...

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