The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

and the messages from Arcturus 7 suddenly stop.

I put in a month's supply of Lithium-laced Prozac...

and you put the energizer bunny out of business

I put in political plonker

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you put the energizer bunny out of business

I put in political plonker

and you get a bottle of plonk.

I put in a Chateau-Laffite 1957...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a bottle of plonk.

I put in a Chateau-Laffite 1957...

and you get a nice fire and good book

I put in a Chateau- Lafite Rothchild 1953...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a nice fire and good book

I put in a Chateau- Lafite Rothchild 1953...

and everyone wants a taste. Demands a taste.

I put in a bottomless decanter...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and everyone wants a taste. Demands a taste.

I put in a bottomless decanter...

and we get a little tipsy.

I put in a geisha girl...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and we get a little tipsy.

I put in a geisha girl...

and her obi gets caught as she kneels.

I put in a very interesting tea ritual...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and her obi gets caught as she kneels.

I put in a very interesting tea ritual...

And it involves drinking the tea from a navel of a virgin while she blushes.

I put in some dirty cabaret.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And it involves drinking the tea from a navel of a virgin while she blushes.

I put in some dirty cabaret.

and the county health inspector gets a very interesting bribe.

I put in a 78 rpm recording of Lotte Lenya singing Seerauber Jenny...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

And a man with a cigar stands entranced as she spins her yarn.

I put in a recording of Edith Piaf singing La vie en Rose. Tu l'aimes aussi?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And a man with a cigar stands entranced as she spins her yarn.

I put in a recording of Edith Piaf singing La vie en Rose. Tu l'aimes aussi?

et tous le monde disent <<nous l'aimons; oui, nous l'aimons aussi.>>

I put in a recording of Marlene Dietrich singing "Sei lieb zu mir"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxrgcSm4rxs

 

[Austin8]

et tous le monde disent <<nous l'aimons; oui, nous l'aimons aussi.>>

I put in a recording of Marlene Dietrich singing "Sei lieb zu mir"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxrgcSm4rxs

and you get a beret and cigarette, sssh! don't tell Hp!

I put in a woven horse blanket
great song by the way Tio.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a beret and cigarette, sssh! don't tell Hp!

I put in a woven horse blanket
great song by the way Tio.

and you get a life-sized toy stuffed-cloth horse.

I put in a trail in the hills of Kentucky...

Thanks, Austin. I do like it. It always tickles my fancy...you know, that spot between eight inches and a foot below the belt...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a life-sized toy stuffed-cloth horse.

I put in a trail in the hills of Kentucky...

Thanks, Austin. I do like it. It always tickles my fancy...you know, that spot between eight inches and a foot below the belt...

and the trail closes out in front of you

I put in a 30lb river catfish
ahhh, I know that spot!

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and the trail closes out in front of you

I put in a 30lb river catfish
ahhh, I know that spot!

and it's time for a beer battered fish fry!

I put in some cherry flavored lip gloss...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it's time for a beer battered fish fry!

I put in some cherry flavored lip gloss...

And you get kissed, and kissed, and kissed. . . . . . (I love cherry flavour).


I put in some orange-flavoured skin oil

 

[Handley_Page]

78 rpm recording of Lotte Lenya singing Seerauber Jenny...

/ off topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec0clERjQ5A

/ on topic

 

[Austin8]

And you get kissed, and kissed, and kissed. . . . . . (I love cherry flavour).


I put in some orange-flavoured skin oil

and your accused of being a piker

I put in a lavender scented sofa cushion
evening Hp!

 

[Handley_Page]

and your accused of being a piker

I put in a lavender scented sofa cushion

and I sleep like a top

I put in a bottle of good port.

evenin all

 

[Austin8]

and I sleep like a top

I put in a bottle of good port.

evenin all

and a nice digestive is had by all

I put in a Napoleonic sailours straw box

Late evening Hp?

 

[Handley_Page]

and a nice digestive is had by all

I put in a Napoleonic sailours straw box

and the Napoleonic sailor was very comfortable.


I put in a dirty linen liner

[ not really. it has been later recently. better go and get my pills ]

 

[Austin8]

and the Napoleonic sailor was very comfortable.


I put in a dirty linen liner

[ not really. it has been later recently. better go and get my pills ]

and a dodgy smell emits from the ladies knickers

I put in a hand crafted cricket wicket

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and a dodgy smell emits from the ladies knickers

I put in a hand crafted cricket wicket

and everyone is amazed at how unsticky it is.

I put in a 48 oz. Louisville Slugger...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and everyone is amazed at how unsticky it is.

I put in a 48 oz. Louisville Slugger...

And the crowd is silent as their hero carries it out to the field.

I put in a basket toss with a pike and a perfect catch.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the crowd is silent as their hero carries it out to the field.

I put in a basket toss with a pike and a perfect catch.

and the fans join your cheer, with each man wishing he could catch you.

I put in une petite fille de la Cirque du Soleil...

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Et elle veux que pour un petit garcon pour jouer avec.

I put in a quiet night and a glass of wine.