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What's He or She Saying?
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LizVegas79
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"This is that guy who was bigger than the ruler I tried to measure it with."
LizVegas79
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"I'm sorry I slept with your husband. But I just did it so you'd be mad
at me and let me apologize. I got us a room."
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"Do you call that an apology? Oh no. You're going to have to do mucho, MUCHO better than that!
Now, go get your collar and your leash and bring it to me. Vamanos!"
LizVegas79
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"I didn't sleep with your best friend. I had sex with him because you have
been ignoring me lately. So ... who do you think should be apologizing now?"
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"Honey, stop. We have to get back to work. Our break is over.
You got me too wet. I'm going to smell like sex again."
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"Hey, Liz, I heard that your husband likes blondes and you're into girls. So, how about you take me along for your second honeymoon?"
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"So, are you going to give me that anchor baby or not, Senor, or am I going to have to tell your wife that you've been banging me this past year? Don't worry, the only difference is that now you won't have to wear a rubber when we fuck."
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"Damn it, Senator, we can't let it out that I'm sleeping with a source! You've gotta clean up the mess that you made, or my editor might get suspicious. Yes, I'm banging him, but then you're screwing half your aides.....and your wife."
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"If you can fuck our tits without cumming on any of them, you can fuck us all for the twelve days of Christmas!"
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"See, Darren, I had to have you at least once, and I knew that you'd never cheat, but now you don't have to. It's not cheating if you're tied up, is it?"
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"Isn't that the professor who bangs all of the freshmen? Let's get him!"
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Would you like to frost my buns ??
"What if I told you that I made the icing partly from my breast milk?"
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"I bet that I can get a spanking from Santa once again, and then he can fuck me in his Santa suit."
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"Mr. Moskowitz, just light the menorah and I'll be your little Hanukkah surprise."
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