Bits and pieces

y=mx+b said:

*sigh...*

at least I'm pretty to look at... I guess.

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I would say the above plus many other words that don't do you (both your interesting mind and hot male flesh) justice.


Also I think that article was written as a tongue in cheek thing and well the women who answer yes to the wealth makes me have the most "wondeful O's" were probably cheating with the cabana boys and reading this book

y=mx+b said:

I am.

Various cable networks have been trying to lull me into signing contracts for my own reality show.

My attorneys tell me to keep holding out until their emotional-cuing thought-reading nanotechnology has improved.

There's a lot of paperwork involved not to mention who owns the rights to my thoughts and emotions after the most marketable parts have been culled for broadcast... not to mention royalties.

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The voyeur in me would want to watch.

y=mx+b said:

just your average ordinary everyday type of guy... nothing all that special.


pics
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=298105
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=299790
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=300943
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=300946
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=300947
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=300948
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=301074
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=301075
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=301077
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=301766

looking off
almost
Public Service Announcement
really close!
shaved face
...

morning
1 2 3 4 5

outside painting... in need of a tan
ladder 1
ladder 2
ladder 3

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=319840

black and white
color

leg and... 2...

outside cutting wood
chainsaw
chainsaw 2
chainsaw 3
chainsaw 4
peek-a-boo

front
back
side
thinking
arm
more thinking
chest
chest and thigh
chest and arm


...that's pretty much most of them through page 12

av
I don't remember... probably another chest pic
lifting shirt up
calm
quiet
dominance
desk lamp
standing
clothed
hand
not so clothed and kinda tacky...
on her back... kinda tacky also but I like the light and shadow play

puzzle pieces... those really bored and have the ambition, piece them together for the full pic!
1...
2...
3...
4

on with more bits
pretty sure this is my arm
neck and shoulder
at the window
in a curved huddle
naked
wondering and waiting
open shirt
'twas a Saturday night when I posted this one...
...and this one.
This made the '07 GB Lit. Man Calendar
back
tattoo
insomnia
on the bed
I sleep on my stomach
in the bathroom
in the bathroom 2
listening

most recent as of March 7th? 2011
fuzzy forearms
sitting
standing

morning 1
morning 2
morning 3
morning 4

socks
violating myself
from above

one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
flank
looking out looking in
getting dressed



pics I think I may have missed indexing
my eyes are naked
on the floor
bricks
hand 2
answering the door
folding laundry
clipped too close
shirtless
arm
backside
laying on the floor
the other arm
sitting on the floor
sitting on the floor 2
meow 1
meow 2
meow 3
no meow
meow 4
meow 5
a scar
hand held
in the bedroom

Pics posted in other threads that may have not been posted in this thread
remote
hand
hand 2
mail package
window
jeans
naked
shirtless
relaxed
window sill
naked at the desk
"V"
Walter
cuffed
watch
chest
chest again
on the couch
normal and unflattering
meow
R.I.P.
snuggle friend
and again...
from the webcam
torso
another webcam pic
black and white
what the?!
mid-length fuzzness
hand and hip
as is...
maybe tomorrow?
or perhaps maybe now?
a bit sociopathic
hairious maximus
and another...
mhm... I'm listening...
I have a shirt on in this pic
laundry
lips
hand
at the library
discussing the issues
plain everyday unglamorous shirtlessness
limbs... EVERYWHERE!
seriously... I'm this hairy. No joke.
ring


words
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
eleven
twelve
thirteen
fourteen
fifteen
sixteen
seventeen
eighteen
nineteen
twenty
twenty-one
twenty-two
twenty-three

twenty-four
twenty-five
twenty-six
twenty-seven
twenty-eight
twenty-nine
thirty
thirty-one
thirty-two
thirty-three
thirty-four
thirty-five
thirty-six
thirty-seven

new as of 03.09.11
thirty-eight
thirty-nine
forty

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I loooooooooove your pics!!!!

I went perusing through your photos again.

You are so virile looking and just so sexy. Fucking marvelous!

Mumbles under my breathe about how I love to torture myself, blah blah blah....

So...

yeah...

y=mx+b said:

yeah...

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Mmmmmm definitely a You've Encapsulated A Hot moment.

y=mx+b said:

yeah...

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I see what you did there... Fucking perfect. Every. Single. Part.

My God.

This is weird...

I do not look like this. Not so much any more.


About a year or so ago I got to thinking a number of things... with a bunch of other thoughts punching holes in the number of thoughts I was seriously thinking... like little dogs jumping through hoops in attempts to sideline the few things that managed to actually claim a substantial portion of my attention for longer than 9 minutes and 32 seconds.

Two of those things were 1) pulling up shop, calling quits to lit/ampics... and D) start a new ampic thread.

Reason being for both potentialities is the fact that this here thread was started when... 2003? That's the year I joined the forums and I'm pretty sure I tossed my quasi exhibitionist hat into the ampic ring within the year of first joining... and if not... certainly before 2005... which (should my math skills be all mathy) is still... sweet baby jesus killers... 7 fucking years ago.

fucking hell... and if I did in fact start this circle-jerk of a thread in 2003 that's 9 goddamn years ago.

What the fuck were you doing nine goddamn years ago? Seriously. What were you doing.


anyway... back to me now.

I wasn't 18 when I hopped aboard this cargo ship... and I'm certainly not within the awesometastic super-duper hip-cat hard-cocked, cum-gallons-just-by-sneezing 18-25 year-old range as of right now... anymore.

I'm fucking old.
I feel fucking old.
How do I know this? I will spare you the details of how; as of this moment, I'm at my desk currently writing all this shit, with my back up against a heating pad pinned between it and the back of my chair.

Why?

Honestly?

Because I fucked the fuck out of my wife last night. Was I doing any crazy bullshit-tantric yoga, jedi shit hoping to inspire the Wachowski brothers to direct a sequel to The Matrix that's actually a sequel to The Matrix? No. I was fucking my wife... and I had to use rope to do so.

Now... I'm not saying I'm fucking old as in fucking old. I'm saying I'm fucking old as in the mere thought of being with in the aforementioned diamond cock, cum (or come for the more discerning folks gracious enough to grant me a bit of their time) shooting super-soaker demographic is exhausting in itself.

Fuck... the mere thought of hooking-up and having a sexual liaison with a female of said demographic is exhausting. This isn't to say I'm not up for it mind you... but honest to fuck I'd be hoping she'd be gone by the time I woke up the next day... mostly so I could go about going about unhindered and at my own goddamn pace.

I am not bitching either because I know I'm not the oldest cat on this here ship who'd A) give his dead nuts to be my age, 7) out fuck me without the need for rope, and 4) bruise a couple of my ribs and letting me know he didn't have to stop with just bruising them.

What I am saying (or doing) is nothing more than giving myself a nod to what I once was and will never be again. And that's what's fucking weird because just as the older gent I was talking about just a second ago could kick my ass and use my crooked as fuck teeth to strike the match used to light his stogy... I could without-a-single-doubt-in-my-mind kick the fucking hell out of what I once was.

And that's what's important.

And I kind of want to too. Not to teach my younger self a lesson or anything because even now with all the bullshit I know now... I got nothing to teach that fuck. And really... when I think about it... I don't think my younger self would enjoy it too much even if I knew it was me. I can see my younger self trying to reason with who I am at the moment. Thing is... I'd be all like "save it princess... I'm old and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to let your faggoty ass ruin this moment." And I would bring the doom down upon my like... I was going to use another religious reference but I already played that card tonight so you will have to think of what the doom would be like for yourself. Make it good... like... something involving napalm, broken glass, and rock-salt.

Here's the thing... me... right now? Fuck I hope to fuck I find myself walking around some dark corner one of these days and running into a much older version of me with a lesson to teach. I don't give a fuck if I happen to stumble upon the much older version of me scraping dried bits of cat food out of the garbage can behind some crack-addled two-bit whore house, smelling like stale piss, and with eyes yellowed by jaundice. Fuck... I don't give a fuck. Though I'll be goddamned if I'm going to let some bearded snot-crusted derelict Moses version of myself try and teach me a lesson without bleeding himself. He can go ahead and break his bottle of Boons Farm over the edge of the trash and bum-rush me in a schizophrenic blitzkrieg of rage. I don't give a fuck if I don't even get a chance to act out any of this tough talk against my older self and I walk away deaf, blind in one eye, and in need of taint repair... fuck... if it gives me a fucking clue I can use, I'll take it.

You.are.certifiable.a.bit.kooky.


and


I honestly can't get enough.


Just don't get too old to remember that you have this thread and that you should come and post your rather random yet funny and poignant ramblings

Thank you.

Smurfette.

shadysmurfette said:

Mmmmmm definitely a You've Encapsulated A Hot moment.

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thank you. I do what I can when I can. And when the opportunity to encapsulate something presents itself... it must be taken.

Vixxennn said:

I see what you did there... Fucking perfect. Every. Single. Part.

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No... perfect was pulling out of my wife prior to ejaculating, using my zen fucking ejaculation skills and watching myself ejaculate one (1) spurt of semen across the shaven real estate (a good two inches) above my wife's clit without orgasm, going down on her and using it, in addition to my spit and all her glorious wetness to lube her clit and asshole all the more. THAT my dear... is perfect.

you know...

I never got to sharing the conclusions to the two things that I was thinking about sometime ago that led to that shit that took me two solid fucking hours to think up and type a few posts ago.

yeah... seriously. I started typing that shit up not too long after I posted my pics. Contrary to the thoughts I make you think you have in your head about me being all smart, quick witted, and forever able to kick out the awesome wisdom at a moments notice because it makes me feel better about myself in my head, it takes me forever and a fucking day to think of anything all that notable... let alone have the interest to type it out.

then again...

no. I'll go with that explanation. it's pretty good.

anyway... my conclusions as to why I haven't pulled up shop or started a new thread altogether...




I likes my online hotties too much!

and I'm lazy.

fuck... those were some two good answers if I do say so myself.


hell... I think I will! If only I hadn't already

That's all the fucking kisses I can give you. Silly over the limit of images per post and whatnot.....


Also yay for laziness. Sometimes I think it's given a bad rap.

What would you know about an online hottie. *scoff*

y=mx+b said:

No... perfect was pulling out of my wife prior to ejaculating, using my zen fucking ejaculation skills and watching myself ejaculate one (1) spurt of semen across the shaven real estate (a good two inches) above my wife's clit without orgasm, going down on her and using it, in addition to my spit and all her glorious wetness to lube her clit and asshole all the more. THAT my dear... is perfect.

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This may be true...

but one element is missing...

I didn't get to see it.

y=mx+b said:

No... perfect was pulling out of my wife prior to ejaculating, using my zen fucking ejaculation skills and watching myself ejaculate one (1) spurt of semen across the shaven real estate (a good two inches) above my wife's clit without orgasm, going down on her and using it, in addition to my spit and all her glorious wetness to lube her clit and asshole all the more. THAT my dear... is perfect.

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That is one tight moment of epic prose pornography.

I'm not sure if I joined Lit in the same year as you, possibly a couple of years later. You're my sexy rock on here, if I didn't have your words to read (increasingly strange words) and delicious new avatars to look forward to, I probably wouldn't come around here anymore. Hope you're well. x

oops...

forgot one..

MakeYourWhore said:

What would you know about an online hottie. *scoff*

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04-15-2004, 05:59 PM.

that's a lotta time to get to know an online hottie. that's a lotta time to get to know maybe even two or three.

I'm not saying that I do. I'm just sayin'

Vixxennn said:

This may be true...

but one element is missing...

I didn't get to see it.

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Well... I would like to personally invite you to see it first hand and in person.

yuna1981 said:

That is one tight moment of epic prose pornography.

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I have my moments.

auslittaketwo said:

I'm not sure if I joined Lit in the same year as you, possibly a couple of years later. You're my sexy rock on here, if I didn't have your words to read (increasingly strange words) and delicious new avatars to look forward to, I probably wouldn't come around here anymore. Hope you're well. x

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I am fine. I don't remember when your first incarnation came about but I do think it was a year or two after me.

y=mx+b said:

forgot one..

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Why do I have a feeling this was done on purpose?

Your spouse's derriere is quite nice. I can definitely see why you like it and her so much.

Also Happy Evening before Friday.

Sunday...

Day of Domestication.