Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sorry, I’ll try to be more careful next time


The party never stops!


Never?


I kept fucking my last ex for 2 months while broken up, right until the morning he took me to the airport. The dick was THAT good

Tell us more about dat dick Kitty! Mew mew mew!!!

 

[BrendaD]

I float around the room chatting with people (this is easier if you’re attending a social event featuring people you actually enjoy) and then I throw a smoke bomb and disappear

So kind of like one of those Batman escape maneuvers.. I like it!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's because we're all perverts here... You should feel normal

"This one goes out to my closest friends
The ones who make me feel less alien"

 

[BrendaD]

Call it “The1”

Turns out they don’t cum when you call them anyway… so no real advantage to naming them… they might be part cat.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Oh damn. At some point today I wrote my 10,000th post.
That calls for a drink!
And the Red Sox just scored another run!
That calls for another drink.

Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

So kind of like one of those Batman escape maneuvers.. I like it!!!

If I like everyone at the party, I have to hug them all and tell them how much I love them. Otherwise I Batman right out of there. I wish

 

[Amanda330]

Oh damn. At some point today I wrote my 10,000th post.
That calls for a drink!
And the Red Sox just scored another run!
That calls for another drink.

Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!

I'll take a drink for you. Even though I don't get noodly

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!

What are things you don't want to hear your man say, Alex

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

. At some point today I wrote my 10,000th post.
That calls for a drink!
And the Red Sox just scored another run!
That calls for another drink.

Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!

The Red Sox are playing wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I miss watching baseball all summer.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The Red Sox are playing wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I miss watching baseball all summer.

And they're winning.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'll take a drink for you. Even though I don't get noodly

Why did that sound sexy when you said it

 

[Amanda330]

Why did that sound sexy when you said it

Because I'm sexy... Lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I just have the one. It's not named. It just gives me orgasms

I just have one also. And I named him Bruce because he’s such a goddamn tool

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I just have one also. And I named him Bruce because he’s such a goddamn tool

Fuck, I'm glad I'm not named Bruce.

 

[Amanda330]

I just have one also. And I named him Bruce because he’s such a goddamn tool

At least he's useful... As opposed to other tools with names.

 

[Bry1313]

Your tagline is doing it for me right now

I missed all the naughtiness here, but I’ll take this as a consolation

 

[UnquietDreams]

I drink whiskey and send dick pics you know.

I drink whiskey and send poetry DMs...

 

[Bry1313]

At least he's useful... As opposed to other tools with names.

Hi, real name is Bruce, nice to meet you.

 

[Amanda330]

Hi, real name is Bruce, nice to meet you.

Hi Bruce. Wait, are you Nebs dildo? Lol

 

[Bry1313]

Hi Bruce. Wait, are you Nebs dildo? Lol

Dream job

 

[UnquietDreams]

I float around the room chatting with people (this is easier if you’re attending a social event featuring people you actually enjoy) and then I throw a smoke bomb and disappear

Tokyo Sayonara - You leave, but only say goodbye to the cat.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well I just killed a bottle of wine.

I promise I will tell the police it was self-defense.

 

[Amanda330]

Dream job

Mine too. Except I don't have a dick. And I'm not gay, unfortunately. Lol

 

[Bry1313]

Mine too. Except I don't have a dick. And I'm not gay, unfortunately. Lol

(checks to make sure) oh I do have one……and I’m always reminded how much I like women when I’m here

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That made me both happy and horny simultaneously

It’s been almost 30 hours since someone said something like that to me

I’d guess around 12-14 hours for me

I just have the one. It's not named. It just gives me orgasms

Same!

Tell us more about dat dick Kitty! Mew mew mew!!!

He’s the one who gave me 51 Os in one session

Oh damn. At some point today I wrote my 10,000th post.
That calls for a drink!
And the Red Sox just scored another run!
That calls for another drink.

Sorry, ladies - we are getting noodly tonight!

If I like everyone at the party, I have to hug them all and tell them how much I love them. Otherwise I Batman right out of there. I wish

The Red Sox are playing wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I miss watching baseball all summer.

And they're winning.

But they don’t even have JT anymore