Sex & Shenanigans

[Tigobitties98]

Wait, so that's a standing invitation for any random passerby?

More of a trap for unsuspecting batrachologists

 

[vagrantx]

Mozart's Requiem one more time.

I love Mozart's Requiem...

And I love one more time!
Seems like a weird mash-up between the two of them though.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Lightsaber battle with a Darth Vader helmet on in Kmart parking lot.

Rode a piñata in the library...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I was, as I said, very drunk. And not entirely sure at the time how to say "no" in Japanese.

But how do you ask for unleaded gas in Japanese?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It is pouring here. I really don't want to drive through it.

Love the sound of rain on the car’s metal roof.

I have a tin roof on my back porch and I sit in my rocking chair and listen to the rain for hours.

Apropos of nothing, I like having sex in it. PNW kid, I suppose.

So Cal girl, but otherwise, same Especially reeeally loud storms that mean I don’t have to hold back I’m generally very soft-spoken, but can get very vocal at times

You ppl are having too much fun in here.

Always!

I’ll leave that you and @Kitty_so_frisky, I’m a lover not a punisher!

Hey, I’m a lover too! Also much better at provoking funishment than dishing it out

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Here's a fun challenge for you all;
Sleep the whole night through.

That's it
That's the challenge
I keep failing it

Sleep the whole night through... yeah... right.

You and I both, V. Haven't made it through a whole night in...a really long time.

Thanks, but, eh. Used to it.
It's peaceful at 3am. Even the birds are sleeping. There's... nothing. I like nothing

I also don't sleep well. I have a lot of nightmares and I wake up in the middle of the night. I would prefer nothing rather than the panicky feeling I wake up with after a nightmare.

But still, no sleep is still no sleep.

Good luck. I fail most nights. I am lucky if I get 2-3 nights a month.

I’ve been a nocturnal insomniac since I was 12. When I do sleep, it’s rarely at night. It’s gotten worse with my anxiety brain in recent years. Melatonin helps a bit. Cumming a dozen or more times until I pass out works best

It’s the journey not the destination. I will die on this hill.

Possibly alone and lonely. But on this hill!

For those of us who aren't heavy drinkers, is lightly toasted poetry acceptable?
Despite the "whiskey" in my name, I'm rarely drunken.

Even better!

 

[ck30101]

I’ve been a nocturnal insomniac since I was 12. When I do sleep, it’s rarely at night. It’s gotten worse with my anxiety brain in recent years. Melatonin helps a bit. Cumming a dozen or more times until I pass out works best

Not sure if I should love this, but I certainly love your solution.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sadly, so true. The broody moody distant guys are not great for our self esteem. lol

Yeah, they’re zero fun.

Mostly true, but lots of fun in bed!

It's the wrong season, but it's a favorite. And I've only had one beer tonight (Hacker-Pschorr lager)
"Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening" - Robert Frost
https://voca.ro/1nZ87oylmYhc

Alright, not drunk, but I have had one beer and a fork full of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food...

https://voca.ro/19EIaj6p6pve

Wait…whyyy are you eating ice cream with a fork?!?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Side note: the conversations in this thread have the unfortunate effect of making me look at everything differently

 

[Whiskeyjack]

More of a trap for unsuspecting batrachologists

Man... first thing in the morning and I have to look up words like "batrachologist"? It's too damn early for this.
I'm gonna go work in the middle school today, which is terrible, but at least the kids are monosyllabic.
But first, coffee.

 

[Lmizzler]

We all need reminded sometimes.

 

[Bry1313]

We all need reminded sometimes.

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I haven’t even showered yet (blush)

 

[Lmizzler]

I haven’t even showered yet (blush)

Neither have I.
And for all the promises I had a few weeks ago about a hot party in my shower….not a single person showed up.

 

[Bry1313]

Neither have I.
And for all the promises I had a few weeks ago about a hot party in my shower….not a single person showed up.

On my way, that’s just cruel. Friends should always be thoughtful around here

 

[LupineOne]

We all need reminded sometimes.

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Psh, I’ve barely had coffee and I’m not even dressed yet

 

[LupineOne]

Oof. That was rich.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Oof. That was rich.

Cake for breakfast?!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait…whyyy are you eating ice cream with a fork?!?

I always eat ice cream from the pint sized containers with a fork. Got hell for it from my ex forever (and that is why we got divorced!)

 

[vagrantx]

Oof. That was rich.

Cake for breakfast?!

Just let him eat cake!

 

[UnquietDreams]

But how do you ask for unleaded gas in Japanese?

There wasn't an option for leaded gas in Tokyo. Nor was I insane enough to possess a car there. I drove in traffic there, a few times, and that was crazy enough. Not as crazy as parking, but crazy enough. But I didn't have to get gas.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Side note: the conversations in this thread have the unfortunate effect of making me look at everything differently
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Oh, I laughed so hard a this.

 

[Lmizzler]

Psh, I’ve barely had coffee and I’m not even dressed yet

Oof. That was rich.

I hope you had some coffee with that cause that’s basically an orgasm in your mouth.

 

[LupineOne]

Cake for breakfast?!

Damn straight. I’m an adult and nobody can stop me!

 

[lavendersilk]

Cake for breakfast?!

Wouldn't be the first time...

 

[CuriousRick]

I just had strawberry stuffed French toast

https://ibb.co/kBHxdzt