SalaciousMonkey22
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So what’s the most random fact you remember while drunk?I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.
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So what’s the most random fact you remember while drunk?I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.
All kinds of dinosaur shitSo what’s the most random fact you remember while drunk?
I’ve never fucked a tree! That ranger was a goddamn liar!You can spank it, just no banging on the counter or trying to knock trees over with it.
He will always find and love the nudes.
Well what are you waiting for??I'm sober, but if no one else wants to step up
He’s just trying to protect himself in the report.I’ve never fucked a tree! That ranger was a goddamn liar!
It's all good. I drink very very rarely these days. Tonight was just the last evening living with my ex so we made food and drank a lot of wine.It’s either the best thing or the worst.
Perfect timingI think I missed the party
I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.
Knocking over trees? I kind of want to see that…You can spank it, just no banging on the counter or trying to knock trees over with it.
I think I remember seeing a monkey fuck a tree!So what’s the most random fact you remember while drunk?
The fucking truth...He will always find and love the nudes.
Waiting? I may have started without youWell what are you waiting for??
He will always find and love the nudes.
And that particular one was buried among 100 posts!The fucking truth...
And dicks love youI love dicks
ME TOO!!!!! I become an animated version of myself. And since I have to drink before attending any social function for the most part, I’m primed in to be entertaining. Put on a good show. Thank you boozeMe too! And because I’m fun(er) when I do
Legend in my own mind.
That made me both happy and horny simultaneouslyAnd dicks love you
There’s a fine line between witty and sloppy. And it keeps moving.ME TOO!!!!! I become an animated version of myself. And since I have to drink before attending any social function for the most part, I’m primed in to be entertaining. Put on a good show. Thank you booze
Hey me too. Cheers!Well I just killed a bottle of wine.
You're always on my first page, baby. And that has nothing to do with how I rarely PM anyone on here lol.
ME TOO!!!!! I become an animated version of myself. And since I have to drink before hi attending any social function for the most part, I’m primed in to be entertaining. Put on a good show. Thank you booze
I have to walk the dog. In the rain.Hey me too. Cheers!
But I need to sleep now tho.