dawn_of_night
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FIFY....Seriously. Just fuck the needy women?
But also...
Pppaalleasse.... Ffs.
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FIFY....Seriously. Just fuck the needy women?
I do like it when people look and stareThen wave them frantically. Wave them like you care…
Wave them like you care….
None of that… and stop using it to play the drums. It sounds like shit , you only have the one dick stick and it’s putting your rhythm offChopping veggies
Thats the motion
I do have rhythm.None of that… and stop using it to play the drums. It sounds like shit , you only have the one dick stick and it’s putting your rhythm off
My kid, 18, loves them. My fault. I am a good dad!Someone posted bowling for soup in the challenge today! I think it was @Tigobitties98 ? I listened to that album so much when it came out
Chopping veggies
I’m dead sober. And don’t drink whiskey anymore anywayCan’t you guys quit drinking before you go full noodle?
I'm sober, but if no one else wants to step upSeriously. Just like have one or two so you can fuck the needy women?
I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.I’m dead sober. And don’t drink whiskey anymore anyway
Thrust thrust thrust thrustI do have rhythm.
I drink to drown out the screams in my head. But they are fucking loud.I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.
They have pills for that now.When you reach my geezerdom you want to treat your dick as if it’s a priceless artifact. Damn things are delicate.
I think it’s just getting startedI think I missed the party
I got a prescription but no one to test it withThey have pills for that now.
It’s either the best thing or the worst.I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.
I drink because it’s funI drink to drown out the screams in my head. But they are fucking loud.
That too but my wife yells at meI drink because it’s fun
Shit, At what age am I supposed to stop spanking it? I must be getting close!When you reach my geezerdom you want to treat your dick as if it’s a priceless artifact. Damn things are delicate.
Me too! And because I’m fun(er) when I doI drink because it’s fun
You can spank it, just no banging on the counter or trying to knock trees over with it.Shit, At what age am I supposed to stop spanking it? I must be getting close!