Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

Mr. Whiskey Dick.

That's me brother.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yet always better than Ohio

"There's nothing wrong with Ohio. Except the snow and the rain..."

 

[Amanda330]

I want to tipsily cuddle snuggle next to you.

Me too??

 

[MissLabelled]

I have the pictures honey. They’re in the chest in our closet. -nods-

Is that what those flashes were? I just thought we were fucking in a thunderstorm!

 

[ShaneoD]

Me too??

Three hot women in the thread and no need for a single aubergine emoji in that bed

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I want to say I can check 1 and 3. But my pussy might be a narcissist

Well, no. I think pussies are allowed to know they're deserving of glory. And I was going to say 1 but then decided against it but... I also think I qualify under #1.

Maybe both our pussies are narcissistic?

Mine is just greedy AF

 

[Nicefella]

Sir, this conversation is about pussies.

The penis prejudice is palpable.

 

[RaineDrops]

Is that what those flashes were? I just thought we were fucking in a thunderstorm!

I could only manage the before pictures. What happened after WAS indeed a thunderstorm!

 

[dawn_of_night]

By this math I've had an immense amount of pussy, apparently

The other outcome may be that you're cum drunk??
As in, you've been made to orgasm enough times your body reacts with euphoria and dumb/silliness....

 

[Amanda330]

The penis prejudice is palatable.

Penises have had hundreds of years. I'm sure a few minutes more won't do them any harm...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

But I care?

Then wave them frantically. Wave them like you care…


Wave them like you care….

 

[Nicefella]

Penises have had hundreds of years. I'm sure a few minutes more won't do them any harm...

My penis feels like it’s a hundred years old sometimes.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My penis is forever being harmed.

 

[Amanda330]

That's me brother.

I thought you were father, daddy?

 

[morelikeasong]

"There's nothing wrong with Ohio. Except the snow and the rain..."

Someone posted bowling for soup in the challenge today! I think it was @Tigobitties98 ? I listened to that album so much when it came out

 

[BrendaD]

…As in, you e been made to orgasm enough times your body reacts with euphoria and dumb/silliness....

Waiter - I’ll have that please…

 

[Amanda330]

Mine is just greedy AF

Same girl, fucking same.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I thought you were father, daddy?

Fathers can have brothers. They're called uncles.

 

[Amanda330]

Fathers can have brothers. They're called uncles.

Sheesh. No fun. Lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That's me brother.

Can’t you guys quit drinking before you go full noodle?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

My penis is forever being harmed.

Stop slapping the kitchen counter with it ffs

 

[Guido414]

Can’t you guys quit drinking before you go full noodle?

“full noodle”… ma’am, I just drink until I’m al denté

 

[Amanda330]

Can’t you guys quit drinking before you go full noodle?

Seriously. Just like have one or two so you can fuck the needy women?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Stop slapping the kitchen counter with it ffs

Chopping veggies

 

[MissLabelled]

Can’t you guys quit drinking before you go full noodle?

This is when I swoop in and steal away their wives.