Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Can’t you guys quit drinking before you go full noodle?

Seriously. Just like have one or two so you can fuck the needy women?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Stop slapping the kitchen counter with it ffs

Chopping veggies

 

[MissLabelled]

Can’t you guys quit drinking before you go full noodle?

This is when I swoop in and steal away their wives.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Seriously. Just fuck the needy women?

FIFY....
But also...
Pppaalleasse.... Ffs.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Then wave them frantically. Wave them like you care…


Wave them like you care….

I do like it when people look and stare

 

[morelikeasong]

Chopping veggies

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[PlanetaryNebula]

Chopping veggies

None of that… and stop using it to play the drums. It sounds like shit , you only have the one dick stick and it’s putting your rhythm off

 

[Mo_Bandy]

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Thats the motion

 

[Mo_Bandy]

None of that… and stop using it to play the drums. It sounds like shit , you only have the one dick stick and it’s putting your rhythm off

I do have rhythm.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Someone posted bowling for soup in the challenge today! I think it was @Tigobitties98 ? I listened to that album so much when it came out

My kid, 18, loves them. My fault. I am a good dad!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Chopping veggies

https://imgur.com/a/T9qjtqF

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can’t you guys quit drinking before you go full noodle?

I’m dead sober. And don’t drink whiskey anymore anyway

 

[cole4258]

I think I missed the party

 

[ShaneoD]

Seriously. Just like have one or two so you can fuck the needy women?

I'm sober, but if no one else wants to step up

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I drink whiskey and send dick pics you know.

 

[Trubbycat]

When you reach my geezerdom you want to treat your dick as if it’s a priceless artifact. Damn things are delicate.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m dead sober. And don’t drink whiskey anymore anyway

I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I do have rhythm.

Thrust thrust thrust thrust

 

[Trubbycat]

I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.

I drink to drown out the screams in my head. But they are fucking loud.

 

[MissLabelled]

When you reach my geezerdom you want to treat your dick as if it’s a priceless artifact. Damn things are delicate.

They have pills for that now.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think I missed the party

I think it’s just getting started

 

[Trubbycat]

They have pills for that now.

I got a prescription but no one to test it with

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I drink to forget. The problem is that I have a really good memory.

It’s either the best thing or the worst.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I drink to drown out the screams in my head. But they are fucking loud.

I drink because it’s fun

 

[Trubbycat]

I drink because it’s fun

That too but my wife yells at me