Seven Letter Post Office X 3 Redux

[summer_knight]

When she was hot and horny she realised that the man had already Spilled his seed

so, she drilled herself

 

[Handley_Page]

so, she drilled herself

As a result of which, she
dripped
copiously.

 

[summer_knight]

As a result of which, she
dripped
copiously.

then dropped to the floor, exhausted

 

[Handley_Page]

then dropped to the floor, exhausted

Despite being PRODDED by the Lady of the House.

 

[Mollie_F]

Despite being PRODDED by the Lady of the House.

And ordered to continue.

 

[troubledone]

And ordered to continue.

He Offered his surprisingly thick peace of meat

 

[Tio_Narratore]

He Offered his surprisingly thick peace of meat

and in return, she'd proffer him her bare bosom.

 

[troubledone]

and in return, she'd proffer him her bare bosom.

The sight of the awesome nips made the scoffer of smaller cups harden

 

[MichaelinChina]

The sight of the awesome nips made the scoffer of smaller cups harden

Then the coppers came and arrested them all.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Then the coppers came and arrested them all.

And thus stopped all the naughty shenanigans.

 

[troubledone]

And thus stopped all the naughty shenanigans.

Some of them now appear stooped

 

[Handley_Page]

Some of them now appear stooped

she did this as she shopped

 

[Tio_Narratore]

she did this as she shopped

And left only a small deposit for her purchases.

 

[Mollie_F]

And left only a small deposit for her purchases.

with a promise to pay the rest later

 

[Tio_Narratore]

with a promise to pay the rest later

but would the shopkeeper surmise he'd be stiffed for the balance?

 

[Handley_Page]

but would the shopkeeper surmise he'd be stiffed for the balance?

maybe; but at Sunrise only

 

[Tio_Narratore]

maybe; but at Sunrise only

Would anything have ensured she'd pay the balance?

 

[Handley_Page]

Would anything have ensured she'd pay the balance?

and Insured for any loss?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and Insured for any loss?

...such as a broken denture?

 

[troubledone]

...such as a broken denture?

If you speak of women with broken dentures one may be Tempted to think of safe blow jobs

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If you speak of women with broken dentures one may be Tempted to think of safe blow jobs

troubled, try to change no more than two letters; otherwise it just becomes a list of seven-letter words.

 

[legerdemer]

...such as a broken denture?

tenders

Sorry, troubled, just getting the show back on the road.

Howdy, Tio! Have fun at that other USD. Isn't it lovely, being a perpetual student?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

tenders

Sorry, troubled, just getting the show back on the road.

Howdy, Tio! Have fun at that other USD. Isn't it lovely, being a perpetual student?

detente

Yes, but I'll be taking the course in London, where I'm presenting at a conference.

 

[Handley_Page]

detente

Yes, but I'll be taking the course in London, where I'm presenting at a conference.

denture

 

[wet_special]

denture

tenured