Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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And you get a Ry Cooder CD.
I put in a .76 mm guitar pick.
and you get a '762' bullet
I put in a Browning .5
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And you get a Ry Cooder CD.
I put in a .76 mm guitar pick.
and you get a '762' bullet
I put in a Browning .5
and you get a glock .40
I put in a Ruger M70 .243
and you get an 1858 Remington .44.
I put in an unfriendly bull bison...
and you get a sort of soft 'pop' from the barrel.
I put in a pair of running shoes.
and you have the desire to eat an ice cream sandwich.
I put in a worn out chainsaw file...
which completely ruins the disk
I put in a new half-round medium (second cut) hand file.
and you get a half-saved media file.
I put in a steaming streaming video...
but it's on the subject of transformation mapping coordinates.
I put in a porn advert
but the compositor typos it into 'porn alert,' and everyone avoids it.
I put a Trojan Horse in an online condom advert...
it launches a new porn channel; in Swahili
I put in a new clean record.
but the opposition thinks your pardon is part of a wider government cover-up.
I put in a page one scandal with a page three girl...
And the broadsheets stay strangely quiet
I put in a Government Review.
and the Cabinet opens the show with a Can-Can.
I put in a PM singing "Falling in Love Again" from "The Blue Angel"...
and you get a school girl in a black watch plain kilted skirt.
I put in a computer that goes into energy mode exactly at the wrong time.
and you find you're running a pre-Y2K version of Windows.
I put in the latest Microsoft patch...
but it fails to cover the gaping hole . . .
I put in a BandAid
and you get a Paul McCartney concert.
I put in a first aid manual...
and you get a paper cut.
I put in a copy or Word 2010 (because I wish I'd never 'upgraded').
and what you see is what you get, but not what you wanted.
I put in a manual typewriter...
with no ribbon
I put in a glass of something good
and head for the coast.
I put in a key to an ocean front condo.
Oh. Who's inside the door then?
I put in a cottage in the country.